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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789419 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15360 on: November 17, 2018, 09:01:56 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15361 on: November 17, 2018, 09:24:46 pm »

You make a fair point. But I don't think giving them a temple or free worship will keep them from aiding their ally against us if we attack Eldrican. No point picking b and either wasting our money or pissing off our clergy on the hopeless cause of keeping them out of the war.

I'm not sure I trust our guy to have correctly guessed their intention... which is why I'd rather hear them than assume it's impossible or ridiculous.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15362 on: November 17, 2018, 09:44:17 pm »

You make a fair point. But I don't think giving them a temple or free worship will keep them from aiding their ally against us if we attack Eldrican. No point picking b and either wasting our money or pissing off our clergy on the hopeless cause of keeping them out of the war.

I'm not sure I trust our guy to have correctly guessed their intention... which is why I'd rather hear them than assume it's impossible or ridiculous.

They have a formal alliance with Eldrican. It is safe to assume that when war comes, they will back Eldrican.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15363 on: November 17, 2018, 09:57:00 pm »

I mean, I'm not sure either a temple or a law change are things the delegation will ask for.

Truthfully, my best guess is that they'll demand straight out for Houlandin to convert. Which is frankly impossible both for dream-related reasons and for practical politics of not-yet mended internal strife. But I won't know unless I ask them what's up.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15364 on: November 18, 2018, 12:46:07 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15365 on: November 18, 2018, 01:35:24 am »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15366 on: November 21, 2018, 06:49:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15367 on: November 21, 2018, 07:08:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15368 on: November 22, 2018, 09:29:35 am »

You decide to attempt and mend the growing distance in relations with the south.

"All we ask you is to convert to the teachings of Damed," Says the eldest emissary, "And for future Emperors to also adhere to the faith of Damed, the one and only real and valid god there is." The courtiers angrily shout and yell obscenities at the emissaries.

A) *yell along*
B) Conversion tiem!
C) Uhh, how about something else?
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15369 on: November 22, 2018, 09:30:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15370 on: November 22, 2018, 09:42:35 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15371 on: November 22, 2018, 09:59:06 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15372 on: November 22, 2018, 10:00:44 am »

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mightymushroom

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« Reply #15373 on: November 22, 2018, 10:23:58 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15374 on: November 22, 2018, 10:48:05 am »

I'm back, and I see the rebellion is going well for us and the plans for our war against Eldrican are being discussed. I am pleased that nothing went wrong while I was gone. As for the current vote, I don't think I even really need to say how bad of an idea it is to convert. No. Just no. C. Let's see if they have a less controversial proposal first.
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