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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789309 times)

Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15270 on: November 03, 2018, 03:40:09 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15271 on: November 04, 2018, 02:51:42 am »

You decide to raise the Army's budget (so it can reach that juicy 11 at last).

1213 AD, Mid-Autumn

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The rebelling noblemen, or rather, their army ,was beaten thoroughly at Empty Plains, and many of its ringleaders were captured and executed. Regents and retainers in the Duchies have surrendered and renounced their servitude to rebels, bringing Clochtoir, Ionith and Donuth back under direct control of the Throne.

The current Duke of Dahnia has retreated his forces back to his territory, but without outside support and your agents estimating his forces at 4-5 thousand (including militia, auxiliaries and the like), his fall is inevitable.

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What is more important is that the eastern forces reached delivered a crippling blow to the Parsian rebellion! After meeting with Odish in battle once more, they've killed him, and approximately 5 to 6 thousand Parsian militia and armed peasants joined him in the afterlife. The rebel leadership is in disarray, because whilst Priests of Eleven have already annointed Odish' teenage son as his heir and successor, the popular support for him is low and that shows; villages and garrisons are surrendering one by one.

You receive a humbled dignitary from Dahnia; the Duke of Dahnia is asking for general amnesty for himself and his family in exchange for laying down arms and re-pledging loyalty to you and your family.

A) I don't negotiate with rebels! Begone!
B) Fine, I feel generous today!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15272 on: November 04, 2018, 02:58:22 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15273 on: November 04, 2018, 03:03:32 am »

Wish we could negotiate. I'd be willing to give amnesty to his family, but not him.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15274 on: November 04, 2018, 04:09:59 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15275 on: November 04, 2018, 05:38:04 am »

A little too late to apologise.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15276 on: November 04, 2018, 08:33:54 am »

B. We need the help we can get in the coming war
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15277 on: November 04, 2018, 09:58:44 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15278 on: November 04, 2018, 10:55:40 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15279 on: November 04, 2018, 12:21:50 pm »

B.

I want to spill his guts, but calming things down before our nasty cousin invades is more important. Perhaps we can punish the duke by putting him on the front lines of that war.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15280 on: November 04, 2018, 12:48:01 pm »

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What Weirdsound said.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15281 on: November 04, 2018, 02:32:28 pm »

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yea. We need his extra 5k milita.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15282 on: November 04, 2018, 03:22:41 pm »

Local control is generally best, honestly, if the dukes hadn't rebelled it was an ideal situation for an empire.

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Wish we could demand hostages though.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15283 on: November 04, 2018, 04:24:44 pm »

You decide to pardon the Duke of Dahnia and his family, accepting his second pledge of loyalty.

1213 AD, Late Autumn

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The fighting in the east culminated in re-taking of Karasau, a ghost city by the end of siege. The once populous metropolis has had about five thousand less-than-fanatical Parsians covering in fear. Those still fighting made their way toward Waterless Plains, and Evalians and your soldiers are pursuing to destroy them as well.

The Spymaster appears at your side few hours later.

"My liege, the agents are ready to go and fight in the shadows of Eldrican alleys, although our future enemy is vast. Should they concentrate on gathering information or hindering Eldricans in their preparations?"

A) "Accurate reports on troops movements are always better than a blown up munitions depot!"
B) "The less supplies and working equipment they have, the better!"
C) "Now? Now is too early. Ask me in a year, when we're sure that Eldricans are going to invade!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15284 on: November 04, 2018, 04:27:51 pm »

B - suitably damaged infrastructure may convince Eldrican to not wage war in the first place.
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