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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789288 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15225 on: October 24, 2018, 01:59:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15226 on: October 25, 2018, 03:00:54 am »

You have the forces split to deal with both threats at once.

1213 AD, Late Summer

Once again, you've become a father! Your wife Mirinda has given birth to a little girl, whom she named Segeda, who was a Methiantese Queen hundred years ago.

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The northern front is slowly progressing; the smaller amount of soldiers the northern commanders have however did not stop them from winning few skirmishes and capturing few more garrisons.

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Unfortunately, the Army suffered a defeat three days west of Karasau; the rabble fought pretty well for rabble, and your commanders decided to retreat northwards and recover. The 'King of Parsia', Odish Padawan, has retreated with his 'army' to Karasau.

Speaking of Karasau, Spymaster's agents bring news; the citadel has fallen, and the Methiantese subjects in the city suffered a grave butchering; hundreds, if not thousand, of Imperial scholars, priests, merchants, officials and their families were thrown off the walls of the city or strangled to death, both customary methods of Elevens to get rid of traitors and blasphemers.

Just as the Marshal is asking for a council regarding the armed rebellions, a messenger from Duchy of Eval has arrived.

As it turns out, the Evalian noblemen decided neither to stand idle nor wait for your orders, and their army - mostly light cavalry - has crossed into Methiant-Cydwyl, and are rushing eastwards to deal with the 'Parsian' upstart.

The council gathers and the topics at hand are:

Evalian involvement...

A) I gave them no orders! Turn them back, and remind them wait for Emperor's request next time.
B) Finally a reasonable and loyal subject. I wish them glory and victory against the Parsians.
C) Parsians are a rablle, noblemen are a threat; Evalians should be redirected to Cydwyl.

And as it turns out, despite the continuing victories against the rebels, some of the commanders would feel safer if they had more troops under their command. They're asking that the peasants and others be mobilized into fighting for a year.

A) And to give the commoners another reason to get angry? Heck no!
B) We will have superior quality and quantity! Let's do this!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15227 on: October 25, 2018, 03:13:21 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15228 on: October 25, 2018, 03:23:33 am »

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Why haven't we received an option to personally take the field?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15229 on: October 25, 2018, 11:20:06 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15230 on: October 25, 2018, 11:25:05 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15231 on: October 25, 2018, 01:40:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15233 on: October 26, 2018, 03:27:35 am »

Why haven't we received an option to personally take the field?

Cuz getting Emperor to frontlines whilst there's nobles after him and a fake king risen in the east would paint a big red target on his back? ;v



You decide to welcome Evalian help, and not to mobilize the populace.

1213 AD, Next Day

Your dearest wife, Mirinda, has come down with a fever, and the palatial healers point it to being the one related to birth.

They will do everything to get her back on her feet, of course.

1213 AD, Three mornings afterwards

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Your wife joins you for the breakfast this morning, and you can see that she is healthy and well. Your doctors ought to be praised!

1213 AD, Autumn

First of all, trading reports:

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Glassware sold in Ysirene exceptionally well this year, bringing the Treasury great profits. Unfortunately, t'chai leaves didn't sell well, and with the smaller amount on the market, the trading failed to provide profits.

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The fighting against the noblemen continues; keeps surrender, noblemen are executed, villages are seized.

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The lack of victories on the eastern front however baffles everyone, from commanders and courtiers to yourself. The Eleven themselves must be helping out Odish Padawan, this the only reasoning.

"Sire, you have a guest. An elderly traveler, who claims to be a pilgrim, asks for a private audience with you." The guards interrupt you as you begin the evening meal with your wife.

"A pilgrim? From where? Of what faith?"

"He says he came from west, that's all. He says the audience would be very important to him."

A) "I have no time for secretive pilgrim traveler spies from neverlands in the west. Dismiss him!"
B) "Is that intrigue I smell? I will meet with this 'pilgrim' after I finish my meal."
« Last Edit: October 26, 2018, 03:49:03 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15234 on: October 26, 2018, 03:31:08 am »

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Find out what his deal is. You only live, like, seven or so times, after all.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15235 on: October 26, 2018, 03:35:15 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15236 on: October 26, 2018, 08:14:42 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15237 on: October 26, 2018, 08:20:37 am »

A void assassination.

B No, nevermind I read east the first time. West is okay (except of course the mad, jealous relative in the giant country of Eldrican).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15238 on: October 26, 2018, 08:57:41 am »

I wouldn't call Eldrican a mad jealous relative, just a blood sucking leech. Also, B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15239 on: October 26, 2018, 10:08:19 am »

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