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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789236 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15210 on: October 23, 2018, 10:02:48 pm »

C onsolation gifts and a heartfelt apology for disemboweling the traitorous fools not giving more explicit orders for our soldiers to take care.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15211 on: October 24, 2018, 12:03:17 am »

C onsolation gifts and a heartfelt apology for disemboweling the traitorous fools not giving more explicit orders for our soldiers to take care.

That's true, if we buy her gifts, we likely present them ourselves, thus getting our artifact bonus. C
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15212 on: October 24, 2018, 12:06:27 am »

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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15213 on: October 24, 2018, 01:20:57 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15214 on: October 24, 2018, 02:35:04 am »

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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15215 on: October 24, 2018, 08:27:37 am »

C
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15216 on: October 24, 2018, 08:54:18 am »

You decide to buy Mirinda a beautiful mare and equally elegant dress.

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She accepts the gifts and even smiles in thanks, but decides to keep mourning for a while longer.

1213 AD, Midsummer

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The noblemen have retreated to the heavily fortified castles in the Duchy of Dahnia, whilst some made a run for Clochtoir, after your Army destroyed another big concentration of their forces, opening the way into northern territories. Gold mines north of Zonalath has been secured, and the gold bullion should arrive to the Treasury this year after all.

Meanwhile, Odish Padawan has taken control of Karasau! The big city fell into his hands not through fighting, but subtefuge; his supporters and Parsian citizens themselves seizing the gates of the city. The central keep, staffed by about a thousand Methiantese soldiers, is holding out currently, but the city will truly fall into Odish's hands if that citadel surrenders.

A) Fine then, let's split our forces a bit and deal with this Parsian rabble.
B) I'm sure that they can survive a month, cuz that's all we need to deal with northern nobles!
C) Let's negotiate with Odish, I'm sure he can be reasoned with.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15217 on: October 24, 2018, 09:20:56 am »

A - The Northern rebels are routed. We just need to starve them out of their castles now. No need to even assault them.
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15218 on: October 24, 2018, 09:26:06 am »

A
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15219 on: October 24, 2018, 09:26:55 am »

A I think there are still significant rebel territories but they no longer threaten to split our lands in two.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15220 on: October 24, 2018, 09:28:47 am »

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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15221 on: October 24, 2018, 09:37:19 am »

A We should be fine with splitting our forces now, the rebels aren't going to be a threat for much longer!
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15222 on: October 24, 2018, 09:47:22 am »

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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15223 on: October 24, 2018, 10:09:00 am »

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I have a feeling this game is about to get much, much harder.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15224 on: October 24, 2018, 10:44:01 am »

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I have a feeling this game is about to get much, much Funner.
Fixed, :D
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.
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