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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Haspen]

You agree that this should be enough of a support for your internal struggles.

1213 AD, Late Spring

3*

The Army has been pushed back a bit during the last month of fighting, and few minor skimishes were lost. However, its the rebels who are still on the defensive, not Empire!

Unfortunately, vultures pop up one after another during this time of crisis, and this month sees the rise of another whelp!

It seems that a young lordling from Parsian aristocracy, Odish Padawan, has proclaimed himself 'King of Parsia'! Along with few dozen noblemen, and their mercenaries and angry Parsian peasants and Eleven's zealots, who are now besieging Methiant-Cydwyl garrisons in the east!

There's much debate about his strength, especially that first reports place his forces somewhere between five to eight thousand, maybe even ten thousand of able-bodied Parsians. However, your offices believe that only one fourth could possibly be mercenaries and paid soldiers, the rest must be peasant rabble with torches and pitchforks.

A) Can we negotiate? Would he be interested in becoming Prince of Parsia? He will get a nice golden hourglass as a gift, too!
B) We will deal with him after we deal with my own dumb nobility.
C) Time to send some of our forces eastwards once again! The Parsians really do like being target practice, don't they?

[Rockeater]

Glad you are  back
B

[mightymushroom]

B

[TankKit]

B Nice to see you're back, Haspen.

Let's not leave a job half-done.

[Hotfire90]

B

[milo christiansen]

B His time will come to an end *quite* soon.

[Weirdsound]

Guess what's Back? Back again. Spamkingdom. Tell a friend.

[Maximum Spin]

A

[Haspen]

You decide that Odish can wait.

1213 AD, Summer

In the east however, Odish Padawan rampages around, trying to capture strategic towns and keeps, with little success so far.

6*

Your Army scores a major victory against the noble rebels; Duchies of Donuth and Ionith are cracked open, with main cities surrounded and smaller garrisons surrendering one by one. During one particular battle, the flower of nobility was cut down; 35 nobles of various rank and position slain by your soldiers and generals, with another dozen captured.

Your wife, Mirinda, hides in her bedroom weeping, for news reach the capital that amongst those 35 killed were her younger brother and two cousins.

A) Such is life! I'm sure Mirinda will get used to it.
B) She's got a pretext for revenge now, let's preemptively throw her into the dungeon!
C) Let's buy her the prettiest mare and most elegant of dresses to soothe her broken heart.
D) She might be plotting something. My agents should keep an eye on all her activities.

[10ebbor10]

C

[ZBridges]

D

[Kashyyk]

 No option to try and console her ourselves?

D

[Maximum Spin]

C

[Weirdsound]

No option to try and console her ourselves?

D

Yeah. Don't we have a CHA artifact? We should have the option to sort it out.

If not, D.

[Hotfire90]

D