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Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789179 times)

TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15165 on: September 29, 2018, 04:39:35 am »

No Edict
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15166 on: September 29, 2018, 05:48:01 am »

Fire blood tariffs looks like the only new thing.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15167 on: September 29, 2018, 08:25:31 am »

I believe those tariffs were added by the "Age of Fireblood"; I remember seeing them before.

Implement the Vault System
Sounds as though people will voluntarily pay for the service, raising funds without raising taxes. (Like a trade deal where we don't have to put up any goods first?)

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On second thought, I'm willing to wait a year for authority to climb first. Our treasury is not in immediate danger, even considering the dangers inherent in fighting a war on our own lands.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2018, 08:39:50 am by mightymushroom »
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15168 on: September 29, 2018, 08:31:34 am »

Vaaaaaaaaaaaults!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15169 on: September 29, 2018, 10:22:13 am »

No Edict
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15170 on: September 29, 2018, 11:11:41 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15171 on: September 29, 2018, 11:59:34 am »

You decide not to issue any Edicts.

1213 AD, Spring

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Fighting against the rebels continues in the north; the Duchies rely mostly on mercenaries and hastily assembled forces, which are barely a match for your men.

Soon however, you receive news that people in southern Felonsein are rioting! It seems that instability and your absolute rulership does not sit well with your Felonsine subjects.

A) Send some Army regiments to quell the riots.
B) Let them voice their displeasure, it will do them good.
C) Truly to traditions of the dynasty, I will pacify them with a well-written letter!
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15172 on: September 29, 2018, 12:04:55 pm »

C
Let's not split our army up, that will just make rebellions harder to deal with. If this doesn't work, we can deal with it militarily once we've quelled the other rebellions.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15173 on: September 29, 2018, 12:07:02 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15174 on: September 29, 2018, 12:11:26 pm »

A C

Although, aren't there some army regiments in Felonsein already? That's our border province with Eldrican/Ankurvat isn't it?
*seeking map* . . . and next to Donuth, presumably one of the rebel hideouts?
Hardly splitting our army at all.

But I still prefer a letter in this moment of uncertainty.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2018, 12:13:09 pm by mightymushroom »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15175 on: September 29, 2018, 12:12:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15176 on: September 29, 2018, 12:54:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15177 on: September 29, 2018, 01:30:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15178 on: September 29, 2018, 02:59:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15179 on: September 29, 2018, 03:24:32 pm »

You send a letter to the people of Felonsein.

1213 AD, Mid-Spring

Your great-aunt, Eiri, has died peacefully in her sleep last night.

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Your letter does work! The people of Felonsein have been pacified with your personal message to them, and rioting has stopped; the masses returned home, except the few instigators that were of course charged and jailed. This is of course a temporary measure.

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Fighting against the rebels continues, albeit slowly. A confirmation arrives from the northlands; the rebels have taken control of land between Clochtoir to Donuth to the northernmost colonies, cutting your court from supply of iron ore and gold bullion.

You receive a reply from King Sigurd and Queen Ciri of Helliste; they've refused to send help because, as Sigurd has put it, 'you need to face the harsh reality - you've made a mess, you should clean it'. After consultations with Ciri, however, he has pledged to stop the rebels from escaping inevitable punishment; if any of them show up in Helliste or try to flee through its lands to other nations, they will be captured, and when possible, extradited back to Methiant-Cydwyl.

A) Family members ought to help each other, you bastard! I will remember this slight!!
B) Well, at least they're doing something, right?
C) I think one more letter will convince him to field his armies agaisnt the rebels.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2018, 03:27:16 pm by Haspen »
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