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3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789025 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15090 on: September 23, 2018, 01:56:12 am »

A - Time to rip out the corruption, root and stem.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15091 on: September 23, 2018, 02:04:12 am »

A Time to purge the nobility. Initiate order 66!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15092 on: September 23, 2018, 02:19:54 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15093 on: September 23, 2018, 04:01:56 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15094 on: September 23, 2018, 05:19:22 am »

You decide to send the Army now and do not wait till the rebels consolidate.


As the officials, noblemen and officers in the audience room kneel to declare their unconditional submission to you, and those who disagree with your absolute rule, oh Emperor of Methiant-Cydwyl, you realize what have you just achieved.

No longer bound by any law or precedence, you are the Judge, the Administrator, the Governor, the General and the Ambassador. No one can contest your word, be it spoken or written, and to disobey you is now equal to treason, regicide even.

You are the Law.

You are the People.

You are THE EMPIRE.



The traditional Administrative Monarchy of Methiant-Cydwyl has been abolished in favor of Absolute Monarchy! This drastic change of government has lowered national Happiness by 4 and your Authority by 2.

Imperial Authority now can reach -3 and +3, providing diplomatic bonus/malus at respective maximums, but your absolutist and oppressive centralization policy will mean people will be harder to placate.



The Army is fighting at the border with Donuthian and Ionithian duchies, and reports come from around the Empire that some people are grumbling aloud at the fact you've cast aside the half-millenia long traditions of the region just to further centralize your power.

Still, no rioting immediately occurs.

Your loyal courtiers approach you shortly after Oath of Fealty; while the Army is fighting near the capital, they believe it shouldn't overextend itself and instead we should call upon our family in Helliste, or maybe in Eldrican, to put pressure upon the rebels from, respectively, north and west.

A) That is a good idea. We will send a request for assistance from Kingdom of Helliste at once.
B) Splendid idea! Let's ask our relatives to lend us a hand, and maybe, just maybe, I will return the favor one day.
C) That is a good idea. We will send a request for assistance from Kingdom of Eldrican at once.
D) Pft! I'm the most powerful person in the most powerful nation on this planet! We need no assistance!
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15095 on: September 23, 2018, 05:26:32 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15096 on: September 23, 2018, 06:06:36 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15097 on: September 23, 2018, 06:31:43 am »

A
Are we the bad guys in this situation?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15098 on: September 23, 2018, 06:33:28 am »

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Are we the bad guys in this situation?
No, we're great. We are the state.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15099 on: September 23, 2018, 06:51:07 am »

A I do hope that this works
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15100 on: September 23, 2018, 07:25:06 am »

Whhaaat? But you can't get into Absolute Monarchy from Administrative Monarchy without first switching though Despotic Monarchy!

But more seriously, this is fine, I would have rather eventually transformed into a constitutional monarchy, but going more and more feudal like the nobles wanted would have been a step back from any progress we wanted to follow.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15101 on: September 24, 2018, 05:07:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15102 on: September 24, 2018, 05:42:26 pm »

A While I am sad to see the fine tradition of Administrative Monarchy go it's better to have become the more similar, centralized, and stronger Absolute Monarchy than the weak Feudal State that the nobles wanted to force on us.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15103 on: September 24, 2018, 06:17:21 pm »

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you know what would be good to offset this drop in happiness and the concerns that we will abuse or power?

A bill of rights.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15104 on: September 24, 2018, 06:51:23 pm »

No.
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