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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777617 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #150 on: May 24, 2017, 11:53:43 am »

Haha! Now this is the kind of desperation I like to see in connoisseurs of fine beleaguered lands.

B, let's be the great self-interested mediator we know we can be.
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HappyPlank

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #151 on: May 24, 2017, 12:03:01 pm »

I guess haspen wants this game to last.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #152 on: May 24, 2017, 12:05:26 pm »

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We can get a trade deal out of this...
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NRDL

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #153 on: May 24, 2017, 12:10:20 pm »

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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #154 on: May 24, 2017, 12:52:27 pm »

B

We can use those siege engines to smash those fortified bastards to the North. Hopefully we can work some diplomatic magic and find a way to get them without pissing our father-in-law off.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #155 on: May 24, 2017, 01:01:29 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #156 on: May 24, 2017, 01:21:37 pm »

You calm then down and in a discussion with both, you attempt to squeeze the secret of the southern bits of land.

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Unfortunately they do not spill the beans (crafty bastards!), and repeat their plea to be the sole negotiators for the deal.

A) Have the Felonsine leave so you may conduct business with the Ceodwellian instead.
B) No deal to both! We just gotta find out the secret of the southlands in some other way, though.
C) Have the Ceodwellian leave so you may continue negotiating with the Felonsein envoy.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #157 on: May 24, 2017, 01:22:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #158 on: May 24, 2017, 01:23:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #159 on: May 24, 2017, 01:27:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #160 on: May 24, 2017, 01:29:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #161 on: May 24, 2017, 01:32:36 pm »

Eh. I'm a bit afraid of pissing both parties off, but we still have a promise of one time aid from Lamentia that we can use if somebody attacks us before we sort this shit out. B
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #162 on: May 24, 2017, 01:40:34 pm »

B if they make things harder for us they won't get anything.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #163 on: May 24, 2017, 02:19:24 pm »

They make demands of us, start a fight in our court, and refuse to share with us even the basic facts?! Throw these ungrateful dogs out! We will find another buyer for the land, or develop it ourselves.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #164 on: May 24, 2017, 02:45:08 pm »

You have the guards take both of the envoys out as there will be no deal!

Later that day, few of your courtiers speak with you.

"Shall we leave this secret of the southland as is, my liege?"

A) "Nah, we will send our spies east and west to find out why our neighbours want this land so badly."
B) "Nah, we will buy services of the dwarves - after all, they're experts in matters of soil and rock."
C) "Yes - until someone tells us the truth, it will be settled on and farmed on as any other part of Methiant."
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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