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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788554 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14895 on: September 14, 2018, 02:01:39 pm »

E
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14896 on: September 14, 2018, 02:10:50 pm »

E
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14897 on: September 14, 2018, 02:11:20 pm »

In doubt between F and E
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14898 on: September 14, 2018, 02:30:16 pm »

G
Knowing the man will inform us about all his relationships and plans.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14899 on: September 14, 2018, 03:14:19 pm »

E
Let's see what his plans are.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14900 on: September 15, 2018, 10:51:19 am »

You ask Hein about plans Feir has for the Kingdom.

"He has long ago begun to feel terrible jealousy towards you, and Methiantese in general. In his eyes, he should be Emperor, and he wants to make an Empire of his own. So, he is pushing relentlessly to curb local nobles' powers. Disobedience means death, that's the way my little despot son does things around here. And we wants to get Dwarves to run the ironworks and for Damedians to run religion in Eldrican. Hrmph."

You thank Hein for all this and wish him pleasant evening; he grumbles in response.

A while later, you're seated near Feir, the King of Eldrican having reserved a cushioned chair for Emperor of Methiant. Curiously, he is evading conversations about politics and family, too.

Are you going to try anyways?

A) Sure, let's talk about trade.
B) We need to chat about religion.
C) Maybe it's time for family talks.
D) Let's consider political options, yes.
E) Eh, he won't listen anyways.
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SigFlags!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14901 on: September 15, 2018, 10:54:47 am »

I'd say there should be an option for confronting him about what we just learned, but that probably wouldn't end well.
C
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14902 on: September 15, 2018, 11:11:15 am »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14903 on: September 15, 2018, 11:14:39 am »

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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14904 on: September 15, 2018, 11:21:50 am »

C we must clean up our dynasty
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14905 on: September 15, 2018, 01:12:03 pm »

A
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14906 on: September 15, 2018, 01:58:33 pm »

A
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14907 on: September 15, 2018, 04:04:11 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14908 on: September 15, 2018, 04:16:23 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14909 on: September 16, 2018, 10:58:23 am »

You decide to talk about trade. Feir looks at you curiously.

"Trade? What do we need to trade for, nephew? You trade with east, I trade with the west, and I'm sure we have all the wealth and supplies we ever need."

"Fireblood ingredients, however, you have plenty of them." You remind him.

"Damdamians pay me a lot for them. Why should I sell them to Methiant instead?"

You decide to...

A) Try to find another topic of conversation.
B) Try to interest him in some other trade deal.
C) Do offer a better price than Damdamians!
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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