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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786671 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14820 on: September 10, 2018, 01:52:25 pm »

Um. This is a bad idea. At the very most we go ourselves, but I'm certainly not trusting enough to rule out red wedding shenanigans happening here.

They are celebrating victory over foreign faiths, and we actively sponsor a different faith.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14821 on: September 10, 2018, 02:04:10 pm »

I thought that too. But Haspen didn't say anything about our sister/heir going to the party. If they Red Wedding our asses, Methiant-Cydwyl still has an adult monarch and an army score of 10. I doubt that ends well for them.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14822 on: September 10, 2018, 02:21:01 pm »

I thought that too. But Haspen didn't say anything about our sister/heir going to the party. If they Red Wedding our asses, Methiant-Cydwyl still has an adult monarch and an army score of 10. I doubt that ends well for them.
if we choose the current houlandin son as heir we Would have another regency I’d prefer if we picked our sister as we can then focus on revenge immediately
« Last Edit: September 10, 2018, 02:24:44 pm by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14823 on: September 10, 2018, 02:25:00 pm »

I thought that too. But Haspen didn't say anything about our sister/heir going to the party. If they Red Wedding our asses, Methiant-Cydwyl still has an adult monarch and an army score of 10. I doubt that ends well for them.
if we choose the current houlandin son as heir we Would have another regency I would prefer if we picked our sister as we can then focus on revenge immediately

Our son is going to the party with us. If we get red weddinged, he likely dies too, so it shouldn't be an issue.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14824 on: September 10, 2018, 02:37:32 pm »

You decide to attend the celebrations; they are scheduled to begin in Autumn, so you've got plenty of time.

1212 AD, Late Summer

You gently place the Crown of Methiant on head of Luthas, who, in his early teens, has been destined to replace you. He smiles, in his left hand the Damedian medallion, in his right, the Blade of Puncturing.

Then you hear a squawk; an enormous eagle descends from the heavens towards you. You cover your eyes, but the attack does not come, so you lower your hands.

Luthas lies in the pool of his own blood. You try to grab him, but your own, bloodstained hands can't reach, and it feels as if your eyes are moving away from the bloody scene.

Then, you hear a laughing roar of two lions, and a roaring laughter of two women. One of them, a high-pitched and melodic one sounds suspiciously like that of your wife; you turn around, but instead of women and lions, you see a stag; a white stag, whose fur suddenly becomes black, just as black as the darkness that starts to cover everything. You try to outrun the darkness, but the darkness engulfs you as well.

That's when you wake up finally. It is still before morning, and the nightmare, so vivid in detail, seems now to be something about forest animals and laughing?

What does it all mean?

A) It's a warning that I shouldn't attack Helliste, for it will bring ruin upon future of Methiant!
B) It's a warning against my own wife, she is plotting something with my enemies!
C) It's a warning against visit to the Eldrican, they're trying to kill me and my son!
D) It's a warning that being nice to Damedians will bring destruction upon my house!
E) ...That eating leftover garlic and cheese stew shortly before sleep is a bad idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14825 on: September 10, 2018, 02:39:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14826 on: September 10, 2018, 02:39:59 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14827 on: September 10, 2018, 02:41:15 pm »

D These is clearly a sign that consorting with scum like Damed worshipers will only bring us destruction.
« Last Edit: September 10, 2018, 02:43:35 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14828 on: September 10, 2018, 02:48:17 pm »

D
The white stag is our Pantheonist protector spirit, after all.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14829 on: September 10, 2018, 02:49:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14830 on: September 10, 2018, 02:49:49 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14831 on: September 10, 2018, 02:54:00 pm »

E, that stew must've been really off if there wasn't any meat in it :P
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14832 on: September 10, 2018, 02:59:57 pm »

D screw damed
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14833 on: September 10, 2018, 03:02:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14834 on: September 10, 2018, 03:03:41 pm »

Helliste's emblem is a black stag. Eldrican are lions. I'm still thinking about my vote but I thought I might point it out.
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