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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788582 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14445 on: August 31, 2018, 07:50:43 pm »

Changed my mind, C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14446 on: August 31, 2018, 07:54:30 pm »

I'm not sure if it's been proven that dwarves don't lie... But even if that's the case, so what? They've not offered a guarantee that we'll be able to get our money back if we go to war or they decide to fuck with us, and they've proven they are willing to go to war and screw us over.

Just, anyone who wants this, I understand the appeal of paper money and central banking. Okay, but why would we give the keys to our economy to a foreign power? Especially one stronger then us.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2018, 07:57:33 pm by Criptfeind »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14447 on: August 31, 2018, 07:56:16 pm »

I'm not sure if it's been proven that dwarves don't lie... But even if that's the case, so what? They've not offered a guarantee that we'll be able to get our money back if we go to war or they decide to fuck with us, and they've proven they are willing to go to war and screw us over.

Just, anyone who wants this, I understand the appeal of paper money and central banking. Okay, but why would we give the keys to our economy to a foreign power?
Because if they attack us we can seize all their assets within our borders.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14448 on: August 31, 2018, 08:00:32 pm »

That totally relies on them keeping more of their assets in our borders then they keep of our assets inside their borders. Which, why would they do that? We're surrounded by holds, they can keep the majority of the holdings outside and only keep enough on hand for "expected demand". Which is certainly going to be a lot less then our entire empire is going to keep in their banks.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14449 on: August 31, 2018, 08:05:19 pm »

B i really don’t care that much about getting a vault maybe in the future but not right now.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2018, 08:08:02 pm by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14450 on: August 31, 2018, 10:29:06 pm »

I'm not sure if it's been proven that dwarves don't lie... But even if that's the case, so what? They've not offered a guarantee that we'll be able to get our money back if we go to war or they decide to fuck with us, and they've proven they are willing to go to war and screw us over.

Just, anyone who wants this, I understand the appeal of paper money and central banking. Okay, but why would we give the keys to our economy to a foreign power? Especially one stronger then us.

This isn't really even banking, we're essentially just renting space in their vault. They aren't paying us interest, and withdrawal carries (probably quite substantial) fees. We're essentially just paying them for the privilege of taking all of our gold. So they not only have their hands on our cash supply, we have no idea of the actual value of the scrip they give us is. It could be that nobody except maybe the Eldricians (who apparently have very good relations with the dwarves) will even consider accepting scrip instead of coinage because there are no dwarves around, or they're not convinced it's real, or they want to spend it somewhere that will most definitely not accept it, or any number of other things. On the other hand, we know for certain that anyone will be happy to accept our metal coinage.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14451 on: August 31, 2018, 10:30:31 pm »

Hey Haspen, you forgot to put Yoe IV's new son in the spoiler on the OP.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14452 on: August 31, 2018, 10:55:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14453 on: September 01, 2018, 02:18:09 am »

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You thank them for the offer and say you will consider it in (maybe near) future.

Before you can call the artisan in, the guards say yet another messenger has arrived, with a report about rioting in eastern Parsia!

A) Oh no, Parsians are rioting, who could've seen it coming? Bring him in.
B) I've already dealt with one urgency, now I will talk about artwork!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14454 on: September 01, 2018, 02:18:39 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14455 on: September 01, 2018, 02:19:25 am »

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That poor guy just keeps getting stopped before he gets to talk about art.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14456 on: September 01, 2018, 02:27:25 am »

A I am crazy in believing that the republic has something to do with this?
« Last Edit: September 01, 2018, 02:32:28 am by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14457 on: September 01, 2018, 02:30:15 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14458 on: September 01, 2018, 02:33:44 am »

You decide to deal with Parsian rebellion first.

As it turns out, one of minor local nobles in eastern Parsia has convinced the preists of Eleven Graces that he is bound to free the proud Parsian people from the yoke of western weaklings. So they've annointed him with oils of the Eleven and told 'go, and kill the Methiantese', because as far as it goes, this man, Manan Kakebab, has took over a small garrison and from there, he is directing his supporters to assault Methiantese people, be it soldiers on patrol or ordinary citizens. So far, his efforts are very local and others elsewhere in Parsia aren't willing to help him.

A) We ought to negotiate, he is doing more harm to Parsia than us!
B) A small fly, he will die off before he gets anywhere.
C) Do you hear that? It's the sound of our Army kicking his face in!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14459 on: September 01, 2018, 02:35:11 am »

C screw it my inner blood lust has taken hold of me.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2018, 02:49:35 am by Basil ii »
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