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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788515 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14385 on: August 30, 2018, 04:31:19 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14386 on: August 30, 2018, 04:32:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14387 on: August 30, 2018, 04:33:37 pm »

B means we don't have to roll for Iron to impact our economy, and we are not trading it for raw, inflation enhancing, currency.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14388 on: August 30, 2018, 04:37:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14389 on: August 30, 2018, 04:37:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14390 on: August 30, 2018, 04:40:54 pm »

You decide that cutting down Army's costs by supplying it with steady, secure source of steel is the best bet.

Just as you send the envoy away and prepare to invite dwarves or the artisan over, the guards come over and mention that a messenger from Orcworld Fortress has arrived, bringing urgent news.

A) Urgent news? Get him in right away!
B) Orcworld can wait. Bring in the dwarves!
C) Orcworld can wait. Bring in the artisan!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14391 on: August 30, 2018, 04:42:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14392 on: August 30, 2018, 04:43:23 pm »

A I guess
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14393 on: August 30, 2018, 04:44:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14394 on: August 30, 2018, 04:46:07 pm »

A, that is our future colony
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14395 on: August 30, 2018, 04:47:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14396 on: August 30, 2018, 04:53:20 pm »

You let the messenger in.

Kotekbacek Greedpus the Inks of Violation has arrived! An enormous centipede made of pure steel, with head of a small feline. It's enormous legs cause tremors with each move. Thunderbolts strike the hapless victims whenever it opens its maw. Its whispers are heard behind any wall and even by those who are asleep. Beware its paralytic gaze!

The beast in question has simply appeared on southern horizon one day, and has been slowly making its way to the Orcworld Fortress, killing every scout that tried to get close. The officers of the Fortress called in reinforcements from other side of the portal whilst sending this envoy with request of assistance from the Crown, too.

A) Send in the Army! It will blow this insectoid chimera up in no time!
B) We must find a Wizard to kill this thing, and quick!
C) Stop aggroing and it will go away on its own, you idiots!
D) Adventurers? Yes, lvl40+ adventurers should do the trick!
E) Fools! Get me the sword, your Emperor will kill it all by himself!!!
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Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14397 on: August 30, 2018, 04:54:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14398 on: August 30, 2018, 04:54:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14399 on: August 30, 2018, 04:55:59 pm »

B

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