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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788464 times)

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14355 on: August 30, 2018, 01:13:02 pm »

D after the conquest of parsia they should be liking us somewhat so this might be easier than expected.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14356 on: August 30, 2018, 01:13:58 pm »

Can we wait till the dwarfs finish our negotiation artifact, and then do D?
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14357 on: August 30, 2018, 01:15:52 pm »

Can we wait till the dwarfs finish our negotiation artifact, and then do D?
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14358 on: August 30, 2018, 01:17:21 pm »

D
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14359 on: August 30, 2018, 01:19:21 pm »

D.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14360 on: August 30, 2018, 01:21:47 pm »

You send a message to Mahjar Sim, asking to increase amount of spices sold.

Few days later, the dwarves emerge from the dungeon. In their hands, a large chain made of golden links, each eye fitted with either a black onyx or a white opal.

"This is the necklace of persuasion that we've made for you, Emperor Yoe of Methiant, per our agreement. Now, again, per agreement, we wish to be paid in full."

A) "How about postponement? I kinda like my Treasury being full!"
B) "There has been change of plans. Guards, get rid of these dwarves!!"
C) "Of course, you will be given the money in reward for your service."
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14361 on: August 30, 2018, 01:22:24 pm »

C
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14362 on: August 30, 2018, 01:22:33 pm »

A - 50 years sound good?
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14363 on: August 30, 2018, 01:23:56 pm »

C

Lets pay when we know we can afford it. 8 economy is just way too much to leave hanging out on a timer. Also we actually need to spend money now before it goes bad from us having too much.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14364 on: August 30, 2018, 01:24:16 pm »

C why would we postpone from a time when we certainly have gold to a time when we may well not?
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14365 on: August 30, 2018, 01:24:22 pm »

C
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14366 on: August 30, 2018, 01:25:37 pm »

C let’s not piss of the dwarves shall we?.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2018, 01:41:27 pm by Basil ii »
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14367 on: August 30, 2018, 01:32:52 pm »

C
Also Basil, you chose the option to give them the money on time.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14368 on: August 30, 2018, 01:35:07 pm »

You pay for the necklace in full. The dwarves are given money, and they pass the necklace into hands of the Advisor, who hangs it on your neck. For the size of its links and the gemstones used, it feel suprisingly light.

The dwarves leave in less than an hour, taking your wealth in covered wagons.

1196 AD, Midsummer

A reply from Mahjar Sim arrives; unfortunately, currently the plantations in far eastern Sim would not be able to meet your demand, and he would rather not anger his southernly trading partners by cutting flow of spices to them just to redirect them to Methiant.

In an afterthought, he asks whether Emperor of Methiant would be interested in more tchai leaves, for his land has still plenty of them to share.

As for the spice dilemma...

A) Well, there we go - no more spices for peoples of Methiant!
B) Time to get rough and bring order to the spice-snorting crazies out there!
C) Get me the Edicts' book, the Trade Commission will handle prices and rationing of spices!

As for extra t'chai leaves...

A) We gonna buy extra and then have noone to sell it. Nuh-uh!
B) Fine, extra t'chai leaves, extra hot drinks for us!
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14369 on: August 30, 2018, 01:37:13 pm »

BA

Does anyone have any idea how good the leaves are currently?
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