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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788389 times)

Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14340 on: August 30, 2018, 10:43:35 am »

A

Do not open negotiations with people who are literally selling an amulet of negotiation.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14341 on: August 30, 2018, 10:56:23 am »

A I really don’t want them to break our artifacts.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14342 on: August 30, 2018, 11:08:01 am »

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Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14343 on: August 30, 2018, 11:45:01 am »

A what Draignean said
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14344 on: August 30, 2018, 12:07:11 pm »

A.
What Fluffe9911 said.

Also, we're now in the Age of Fireblood. Nice to see science progressing well.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14345 on: August 30, 2018, 12:22:19 pm »

Nooooooo not the science...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14346 on: August 30, 2018, 12:28:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14347 on: August 30, 2018, 12:32:00 pm »

Yes, science and humanism! Time to bring the pantheonist structure down once and for all!
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14348 on: August 30, 2018, 12:39:00 pm »

Yes, I will say that at this point I think we need to start moving away from religion and magic if possible. Obviously we shouldn't get rid of our artifacts and stuff like that, but we should focus more on matters other than artifacts and religion. Like glorious SCIENCE!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14349 on: August 30, 2018, 12:41:44 pm »

Obviously we should make a science-boosting artefact.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14350 on: August 30, 2018, 12:42:52 pm »

Yes, that actually might be a good idea. It could give us a nice boost over some of the other countries.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14351 on: August 30, 2018, 01:08:04 pm »

You agree to the price the dwarves demand for their artifact.

"Then we will descend into the deepest parts of your dungeon, so in the safety of the darkness and earth we can create the marvel you requested." And so they did.

1196 AD, Summer

It seems that the demand for spices is really going up!

Prices are rising, and while that might be good for the Treasury, people are fighting over it. Already the city guard is investigating several thefts, assaults and even deaths related to the spice trade, the possession of it and apparently 'priviledged' status associated with one being able to afford them - or to afford them more than the nearest neighbour.

A) This nonsense is definitely a sign that our people cannot be given spices anymore!
B) We gotta stomp down on the 'spice nobility' and bring order to the streets at once!
C) Where's an Imperial Trade Commission where you need one? In the Edicts of course.
D) Time to send a message to Mahjar Sim and negotiate greater supply of spices.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14352 on: August 30, 2018, 01:08:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14353 on: August 30, 2018, 01:08:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14354 on: August 30, 2018, 01:11:40 pm »

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