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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

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I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777209 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1425 on: August 06, 2017, 09:25:02 am »

B. We've got the superficial advantage of revenge against an oath breaker combined with championing a Lametanian pretender to the throne. Queen Karkhuta is just a rampaging foreigner. We midge be able to win over the locals if we quickly assert our control vs Salus.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1426 on: August 06, 2017, 10:25:27 am »

A Prince Alac is our vassal and knows more about the land then us.  We have blackhearts for the walls of any city, let's destroy the (other) invaders and earn goodwill that way.

(must remember to rebuild army after this)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1427 on: August 06, 2017, 10:28:15 am »

B, indeed.  Let's secure the capital in the hopes that our new legitimate 'Duke' of Lametania can rally additional support to get rid of the Felonsines.  Shame Karkhuta's son's dead, we could have used another potential puppet ruler.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1428 on: August 06, 2017, 10:34:29 am »

Hum... I'm not sure I'm happy here, making him our vassal. Once Lametania recovers from this war we'll have a single vassal much more powerful then us with a good claim on freedom. That's a really unstable position to be in.

B. I guess. Maybe if we play this really well we can cut Lametania up. Less for us in the short term, but honestly there's no way we can hold onto it if we win this war.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1429 on: August 06, 2017, 10:53:51 am »

Hot damn, we really hit paydirt with this fellow.

Gonna support B, it is after all only two or so days away and asserting Alac's rule before driving out the Felonsines seems like a better move overall than the other way around, especially given that our now even greater numerical superiority and steamrolling of Asortum will make us incredibly threatening and powerful to them in an immediate sense.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1430 on: August 06, 2017, 01:53:28 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1431 on: August 06, 2017, 03:09:31 pm »

B. Karkhuta is no friend of ours, and ejecting her host is something we'll have to do eventually, but it makes sense that we'd establish our own claimant's rule first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1432 on: August 06, 2017, 03:26:49 pm »

Hum... I'm not sure I'm happy here, making him our vassal. Once Lametania recovers from this war we'll have a single vassal much more powerful then us with a good claim on freedom. That's a really unstable position to be in.

B. I guess. Maybe if we play this really well we can cut Lametania up. Less for us in the short term, but honestly there's no way we can hold onto it if we win this war.

Yeah. We never said we would give him all of Lamentania. Hopefully we can take a big enough bit to be stronger than him directly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1433 on: August 06, 2017, 03:32:38 pm »

A We might want to fight them while our army is fresh and ready for combat. As Salus is the weaker of the two foes. Though yeah. At the very least we should take back the land from the deal. As that is why we started the war in the first place.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1434 on: August 06, 2017, 03:47:55 pm »

Salus has two artifacts

One of war, one unknown.

his hero have the enchanted bow. We might use them against the felonsines.
If we fight the felonsine right now we will declare war upon them, we should first send a letter to the candy kingdom Donuth kingdom for them to strike the felonsine while we deal with their army should they march against us (and we will have problems dealing with their own troops within ours, remember that the operators of the blackhearts are from felonsien.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1435 on: August 08, 2017, 11:38:54 pm »

Some more votes cuz this is important vote ;v
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1436 on: August 08, 2017, 11:55:39 pm »

I gotta go with B here. A would start another war and that makes all kinds of new problems for us. We gotta clean up one war before we are allowed to start another. Plus, once we put that guy on the throne, we are protecting the sovereign lands of our vassel, so the war will be justified.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1437 on: August 09, 2017, 01:30:39 am »

Some more votes cuz this is important vote ;v
Importance you say! :O

. . .
This is somewhat Feudalistic right? So claimant first before others, especially due to the time in travel.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1438 on: August 09, 2017, 02:05:20 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1439 on: August 09, 2017, 07:52:07 am »

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