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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788636 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13980 on: August 16, 2018, 12:47:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13981 on: August 16, 2018, 12:58:45 pm »

You decide to throw a big-ass party with your soldier friends!

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Heads, Heads

The party lifts everyone's spirits after they drink their spirits. Hur hur.

You indulge in alcohol and revelry as well, but manage to keep your head away from total drunkage as well as and pretty girls (and boys) of the camp.

After the party, a second messenger arrives. He wields a copy of the Scrolls of Kingdom Status!

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Happiness: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 4
Army: 9
Imp.Authority: -2
Inflation: 1/8 (+1)

"What's with this Inflation still there?" The messenger shrugs.

"The Treasurer and his buddies are still working on it. It probably won't go away as easily as it came."

"And my Authority?"

"Apparently, with the state of Empire and your, err, excesses, Emperor, it continues to drop." Ha, jokes on them! It's already abyssmal.

"And the map?"

He shows it to you, but its the same as previous year. After all, the war's going on, putting updates on it would be annoying unnecessary work.

"Also, the court has debated on but decided against extra taxes on peasants for the coming year."

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"And my edicts?"

"Sorry, but Edicts interface is disabled whenever a SPAMKINGDOM monarch is on an Epic Quest or Military Campaign." You shake the fist at the sky.

"Damn that Haspen and his made-up game limitations!!"



Once everyone is sober, the officers are asking for directions.

A) We will take Jerusalem! the Parsian capital, before Ajarat gets there!
B) Obviously, we continue conquering lands that will be our half of Parsia!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13982 on: August 16, 2018, 01:01:29 pm »

B it might not be glorious but it’s the safe option more land more resources less fighting and wasting of resources. [I am going to guess that the majority is going to choose A.]
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13983 on: August 16, 2018, 01:02:12 pm »

C) we need to fortify our position by fixing up that fourth wall!

Actually, A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13984 on: August 16, 2018, 01:09:37 pm »

D) We should break the fourth wall and invade haspen's house

actually A too

conquering stuff gives us authority, but we don't need to steamroll everycity when we can solve it in one big hit


on the other side, conquering everything will make capital surrender easier...
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13985 on: August 16, 2018, 01:19:15 pm »

B

If Ajarat fails, we can have a go.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13986 on: August 16, 2018, 01:22:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13987 on: August 16, 2018, 01:30:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13988 on: August 16, 2018, 01:35:05 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13989 on: August 16, 2018, 01:52:56 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13990 on: August 16, 2018, 02:40:51 pm »

A

for sure
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13991 on: August 16, 2018, 04:34:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13992 on: August 16, 2018, 08:08:59 pm »

B if our buddy fails then we can try, for now, let us take their land.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13993 on: August 17, 2018, 03:39:43 am »

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