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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Maximum Spin]

B

[Haspen]

You decide to throw a big-ass party with your soldier friends!

Heads, Heads

The party lifts everyone's spirits after they drink their spirits. Hur hur.

You indulge in alcohol and revelry as well, but manage to keep your head away from total drunkage as well as and pretty girls (and boys) of the camp.

After the party, a second messenger arrives. He wields a copy of the Scrolls of Kingdom Status!

5to6

Happiness: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 4
Army: 9
Imp.Authority: -2
Inflation: 1/8 (+1)

"What's with this Inflation still there?" The messenger shrugs.

"The Treasurer and his buddies are still working on it. It probably won't go away as easily as it came."

"And my Authority?"

"Apparently, with the state of Empire and your, err, excesses, Emperor, it continues to drop." Ha, jokes on them! It's already abyssmal.

"And the map?"

He shows it to you, but its the same as previous year. After all, the war's going on, putting updates on it would be annoying unnecessary work.

"Also, the court has debated on but decided against extra taxes on peasants for the coming year."

...

"And my edicts?"

"Sorry, but Edicts interface is disabled whenever a SPAMKINGDOM monarch is on an Epic Quest or Military Campaign." You shake the fist at the sky.

"Damn that Haspen and his made-up game limitations!!"


Once everyone is sober, the officers are asking for directions.

A) We will take Jerusalem! the Parsian capital, before Ajarat gets there!
B) Obviously, we continue conquering lands that will be our half of Parsia!

[Basil ii]

B it might not be glorious but it’s the safe option more land more resources less fighting and wasting of resources. [I am going to guess that the majority is going to choose A.]

[Maximum Spin]

C) we need to fortify our position by fixing up that fourth wall!

Actually, A.

[omada]

D) We should break the fourth wall and invade haspen's house

actually A too

conquering stuff gives us authority, but we don't need to steamroll everycity when we can solve it in one big hit


on the other side, conquering everything will make capital surrender easier...

[birdy51]

B

If Ajarat fails, we can have a go.

[Hotfire90]

B

[Weirdsound]

B

[crazyabe]

B.

[mightymushroom]

B

[helmacon]

A

for sure

[ZBridges]

B

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

B if our buddy fails then we can try, for now, let us take their land.

[Qassius]

A

[Lord_lemonpie]

B