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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789050 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13845 on: August 11, 2018, 11:06:45 am »

We're asking them to become our vassals so we can better protect them from expansionistic aggressors like Sim. Further down the line they'd be peacefully integrated into the empire, like what Cydwyl did with Dahnia.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13846 on: August 11, 2018, 11:11:34 am »

We're asking them to become our vassals so we can better protect them from expansionistic aggressors like Sim. Further down the line they'd be peacefully integrated into the empire, like what Cydwyl did with Dahnia.
vassal is such a harsh word how about protectorate?. You know what I am changing my vote AAA why because might as well go out with a bang instead of slowly rotting from the inside
« Last Edit: August 11, 2018, 03:21:18 pm by Basil ii »
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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13847 on: August 11, 2018, 03:05:09 pm »

AAA
We could "solve" the problem by marching into the capital and demanding that they submit to us, and we will drive out the invaders.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13848 on: August 11, 2018, 05:35:23 pm »

AAA
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13849 on: August 11, 2018, 07:42:15 pm »

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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13850 on: August 11, 2018, 07:43:41 pm »

Honestly this wouldn't be that bad if we had just asked dear old dad to find us a wife cool with it and taken the authority hits.

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13851 on: August 12, 2018, 07:37:13 am »

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You decide to return at once, and before you even get to the capital, the Sim Empire is to receive declaration of war from Methiant!

A week later you arrive at your capital. Your wife of course, with her big belly, will remain here.

The Marshal salutes you during the first war council of this conflict.

"MY LIEGE! Shall you lead our men to glory and victory!?"

A) "Of course! And fetch the artifacts, too!"
B) "Of course!"
C) "I'm sure your commanders are competent enough."
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13852 on: August 12, 2018, 07:45:54 am »

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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13853 on: August 12, 2018, 07:58:47 am »

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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13854 on: August 12, 2018, 09:08:11 am »

A.
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13855 on: August 12, 2018, 09:37:42 am »

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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13856 on: August 12, 2018, 09:46:45 am »

A we are risking everything might as well pull out the toys.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2018, 09:48:50 am by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13857 on: August 12, 2018, 10:14:38 am »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13858 on: August 12, 2018, 11:06:18 am »

You declare that you will lead, armed with the Sword of Puncturing in one hand and banner of Methiant fluttering on top of The Bronze Flagbearer in the other.

You bid farewell to your wifey and promise to her that you will be back soon.

1194 AD, Late Winter

During the Army's march east, you've received several reports.

Firstly, Simians are employing both Damdamian mercenaries as well as soldiers wearing garments previously unencountered by your men. Secondly, they have many Oliphaunts, but those beasts are not armed with archers, they're carrying Blackhearts on their sturdy backs! Thirdly, the entire numbers of Simians seem to be reaching about fifteen thousand currently (mercenaries included). While Mahjar Sim is apparently not in charge of this invasion force, a renowned and very experienced Gubtan general, Ajarat Padarashka is present. With most of Methiantese Army at your side, you outnumber the Simians by about one-third of their horde.

Ajarat's army has already captured several cities, in which they've burnt down Parsian temples and slaughtered Parsian populace inside them, sparing the occassional Methiantese, Damdamian or Gubtan they find.

During the war council with your officers, it seems you have two ways to approach the conflict; rush for Ajarat before he does more damage, or go south, retake the cities and cut supply line of the Simian army.

A) We will strike at Ajarat Padarashka with our full might!
B) We can go fight Ajarat, but some troops ought to harass his supply lines.
C) We need to get more information first. Scouts, I choose you!
D) We will go south and undo Ajarat's work as soon as possible.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13859 on: August 12, 2018, 11:10:51 am »

They're sparing Methiantese, so if we show up with a Methiantese army this may just nip things in the bud.  A
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