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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789261 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13680 on: August 07, 2018, 02:28:41 pm »

C
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13681 on: August 07, 2018, 02:31:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13682 on: August 07, 2018, 02:41:10 pm »

C

They don't like queens in the north.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13683 on: August 07, 2018, 03:04:32 pm »

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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13684 on: August 07, 2018, 03:55:16 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13685 on: August 07, 2018, 04:13:51 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13686 on: August 07, 2018, 04:32:31 pm »

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You name your father, King Cyl of Cydwyl, as your heir. This will no doubt cause some legal consternation in both nations, but your word is law.

1193 AD, End of the Year

You dread the moment in which the Advisor comes in to present you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status. How bad was the Empire affected by your scandal and the currency reevaluation?

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Happiness: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 2
Army: 10!
Imp.Authority: -2
Inflation: 1/8 (+1)

You grimace rather hard.

"Sire, your authority and happiness of the people are very low; the state of the Empire didn't let your Statesmen or the Crown to mend that. What's the most pressing issue at the moment is the Imperial Treasury. Some courtiers do recognize the fact that our Army is keeping its full budget intact, and are wondering if it should be slashed for a year. Some call for extra taxes for peasants as an emergency measure."

A) "We can cut down Army's budget for a year, it's not doing any fighting anyways."
B) "Budget cuts for the Army plus taxes should get us back into green in no time!"
C) "Just raise taxes for a year and we will be fine."
D) "We do not need such extreme measures yet!"

"It is a pity that people believe the Emperor's office to be so weak. They might not like an Edict, but perhaps you wish to issue one?"

A) "Of course, it's my inaugural Edict after all!"
B) "Let's keep it quiet for the time being."

"Also, the Cartographers have updated the Royal Map and here it is." The Advisor shows you the big-ass scroll.

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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13687 on: August 07, 2018, 04:35:03 pm »

AB.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13688 on: August 07, 2018, 04:37:11 pm »

Man, everything is going wrong.

AB
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13689 on: August 07, 2018, 04:37:19 pm »

DB No budget cuts to the army unless we're sure that the Republic won't attack us.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2018, 08:47:12 am by Hotfire90 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13690 on: August 07, 2018, 04:38:27 pm »

AB
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13691 on: August 07, 2018, 04:38:49 pm »

C, B
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13692 on: August 07, 2018, 04:56:24 pm »

A
A


I don't recommend peasant taxes with Happiness at 4. But the trade commission was dismantled during the time skip, we can put the Passage Tax back in place for income.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13693 on: August 07, 2018, 05:03:52 pm »

Edit: vote changed
« Last Edit: August 08, 2018, 08:24:10 am by Weirdsound »
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13694 on: August 07, 2018, 05:10:05 pm »

Voting for temporary taxes is one point (this year) and makes people unhappy.

Passage Tax is one point (indefinitely) and doesn't directly hurt our low happiness.

Dwarf money is coming either way, what's that got to do with preserving happiness?
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