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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789360 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13575 on: August 05, 2018, 03:58:23 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13576 on: August 05, 2018, 04:03:37 pm »

B

I feel that not keeping our established contact is counterproductive to the other goal of tiring us out.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13577 on: August 05, 2018, 04:05:34 pm »

B

I also don't want the kid to go emo and fling himself off a parapet or something, especially if we get a depressed trait out of the deal.
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13578 on: August 05, 2018, 04:06:51 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13579 on: August 05, 2018, 04:11:43 pm »

Go C guys. We can put the Spymaster to use searching for a swift who would accept our preferences. Either a lesbian, a hedonist or just someone who doesn't care will do.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13580 on: August 05, 2018, 04:19:19 pm »

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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13581 on: August 05, 2018, 04:21:43 pm »

Go C guys. We can put the Spymaster to use searching for a swift who would accept our preferences. Either a lesbian, a hedonist or just someone who doesn't care will do.

I'd vote for that if I thought we had enough control over what our character does to the point where we can initiate such a search, but I'm not sure if we really do.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13582 on: August 05, 2018, 04:22:44 pm »

Hopefully if we talk about it enough Haspen might add it in. He's done that kind of thing before.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13583 on: August 05, 2018, 04:32:14 pm »

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You concede to both demands, and your father looks pleased.

"Good. I've ensured that proper arrangements are already made in case you relent; a nobleman's daughter from Cydwyl, Wihemina, is four years your senior and is known to be both experienced as well as cool-headed lady, running her father's household while he was sick without an incident. She will be your wife. From what I've heard about her, she will keep you in check easily."

A) Sure, I will marry her.
B) Nooooooo...!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13584 on: August 05, 2018, 04:33:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13585 on: August 05, 2018, 04:34:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13586 on: August 05, 2018, 04:35:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13587 on: August 05, 2018, 04:35:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13588 on: August 05, 2018, 04:38:48 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13589 on: August 05, 2018, 04:41:17 pm »

"From what I've heard about her, she will keep you in check easily."
A Obviously Cyl does not remember the pure stubbornness that his Methiantese ancestors are known for. As all of the neighboring countries and the Dwarves know... a Methiantese Emperor don't back down from a challenge easily! I have a feeling that Yoe IV won't be so quick to tame.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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