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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[helmacon]

A

[Prophet]

A

[mightymushroom]

B

How have they reacted to our now-official Pantheonism?

[Kashyyk]

B

[Basil ii]

B keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer.

[Haspen]

The Damdamian envoy marches in, stops in front of you, salutes with his right hand. You can clearly see he is in a rush, and probably was for some time already.

"Greetings, Emperor Yoe! I come with a letter that the Senate has written and gave to me just eight days ago." He takes out a scroll from his robes and begins to read.

"To Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant, from Senate of Republic of Damdamia. Emperor! Your vile treachery has enraged the people of Damdamia. And while the perpetrator of this crime has begged for his life, claiming to be your relative and son of the Great Cyl, we've decided to punish him nonetheless! Thus, we have executed your uncle, Saenn of Methiant, by boiling him in oil, after he has fatally stabbed the retired Consul Marius Badus Lucus during a ride through his family estates. The Senate gives you two options; pay a tribute to the Senate, pay the tribute to Marius' wife Upsettia Gloria, and pay a tribute to the people of Damdamia who demand revenge for the death of their beloved consul of four consecutive terms. The other option is that the Damdamian Republic will punish not your Treasury, but entirety of Methiant. These are the words of Damdamian Senate, unanimously written, signed by Consul Tupetus Maximus and Praetor Energus Triumphus."

A) "I'm sure there has been some sort of misunderstanding. We ought to talk about this first!"
B) "We want no quarrel with Damdamians. We will pay for Saenn's terrible deed."
C) "No evidence, no forewarning? I will pay nothing to the bullies calling themselves senators!"

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D) Ask Haspen 'y u do dis'.

[Criptfeind]

C

[Hotfire90]

A

[crazyabe]

A.

[Taricus]

A

[Rockeater]

A we are not accuntble to this fool

[Maximum Spin]

A, and what we should say is something like "thanks, you saved me a lot of trouble dealing with that idiot."

[birdy51]

A

"Who is this dick again?" Says the young man who thankfully never knew this asshole of an uncle. I do think we should pay some reparations or respects, though not nearly as much as they are looking for. This man was ejected from the royal line some time ago.

[Basil ii]

A no screw you

[Haspen]

You attempt to negotiate.

5

It takes a while; you learn that once again, Saenn tried to defend himself by tying himself to royal family. Damdamians had none of it and killed him anyways, they've decided to contact you and demand compensation for you're Saenn's relative; that's how Damdamian code of laws work, and the Senate won't let you get away by hiding yourself behind Methiantese law instead.

"The Senate knew that like all Yoeans, you will attempt to negotiate. Very well; you will pay Damdamia a tribute of two metals your country is known for - silver and gold - and the senators will sponsor a mausoleum and pensions for ex-Consul's Marius children and grandchildren with these precious metals."

A) "No, still not gonna work, let's negotiate further."
B) "Are you crazy? Get off my lawn!"
C) "Now, I can accept the demands."