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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788849 times)

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13080 on: July 22, 2018, 03:39:23 pm »

Hmm. If worse comes to worst, I guess it's something, but I'd rather have someone more reliable marry into the family. I'm also pretty sure she probably wouldn't like him.
to be honest i think we are fine we have the amulet on our side
« Last Edit: July 22, 2018, 03:44:11 pm by Basil ii »
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant
« Reply #13081 on: July 22, 2018, 03:43:27 pm »

[ignore this stupid double post]
Might as well use this double post for something

The horn of wakefulness a onyx horn
This is a onyx war horn. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.it is studded with ivory, decorated with onyx, jet and forgotten beast shell and encircled with bands of lapis lazuli. This object menaces with
Spikes of quartz and bronze.on the item is an image of some craftdwarfs and death. Death is in a fetal position. The dwarves are laughing.

Mechanics
This horn resurrect fallen mortals and calls the empty husk to rise And preserves it.The main use is in construction where they serve the role of cheap labor and can also be used in mines but In both cases  they need to be overseen by one of the living as they have the intelligence of a smart cockroach. The secondary use for Them is fodder for fire blood they will put themselves in the way of any blade arrow fire blood shoot all to protect their living masters.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2018, 07:53:58 am by Basil ii »
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13082 on: July 22, 2018, 03:50:11 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13083 on: July 22, 2018, 04:13:39 pm »

A
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13084 on: July 23, 2018, 07:41:08 am »

So any backup plan guys other than murder or prison of the lady if things go wrong?.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13085 on: July 23, 2018, 07:42:51 am »

Select from the best of the given options.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13086 on: July 23, 2018, 07:44:40 am »

Select from the best of the given options.
i voted A this is  just an attempt to have a backup plan without murder or imprisonment if things go bad.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2018, 08:01:05 am by Basil ii »
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Chevaleresse

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13087 on: July 23, 2018, 01:46:24 pm »

A
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If you like my work, consider becoming a patron. (Since apparently people think this is a requirement: no, my game(s) are free to play and always will be.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13088 on: July 23, 2018, 01:53:57 pm »

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You decide to take your man back!

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5*

You approach the dancing pair, and per etiquette, take the free hand of your husband. He looks at you, then at Taóll, who makes buttery eyes at him, but his own smile has her understand that she lost with you.

Of course Cyl would dance with you. He is your husband, what were you thinking?

The ball ends as the morning rays of the sun lazily ooze from behind the horizon. All the wine in castle has been consumed, and so was ale and herbal waters; roast meats, baked cereals, cooked vegetables and cauldrons soups were consumed in great quantities as well.

1183 AD, Autumn

Profits from selling of bought spices, traded glasswork and Springwine sales are tallied up!

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4to5, 2to3, 2to5

Spices sell very well, and so does glasswares. The various roots and flavors placate your noblemen. The Springwine sells quite well for its own standards, too.

Between the ball and Autumnal reports from the Trade Commissioner, Cyl has been vacationing at your palace and visiting your bedroom, albeit sporadically, not wishing to upset your body with accidental pregnancy (he seems more scared for your health than you are, aw).

A week after the trade reports a messenger arrives. Apparently, some religious disturbance occured in the far east of Cydwyl, and a dispute with some border noblemen of Helliste is also troubling the court, who decided to ask Cyl to come back.

You decide to...

A) Wish him well on his journey home!
B) Make sweet doe eyes at him and ask that he stays for a while longer.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2018, 02:23:41 pm by Haspen »
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13089 on: July 23, 2018, 01:56:13 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13090 on: July 23, 2018, 01:56:22 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13091 on: July 23, 2018, 02:00:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13092 on: July 23, 2018, 02:01:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13093 on: July 23, 2018, 02:06:11 pm »

A
The dispute with noblemen of Hellsite and the religious disturbance in the east of Cydwyl are both worrying. Hopefully he's able to deal with it well, he is charismatic after all.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2018, 02:11:41 pm by TankKit »
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13094 on: July 23, 2018, 02:09:11 pm »

A this seams like it’s of far greater importance than sleeping with him.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2018, 02:12:55 pm by Basil ii »
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