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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788869 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13065 on: July 22, 2018, 02:25:19 pm »

You demand he leaves the Empire and never comes back, or you swear he will lose his harp first, and his life next.

The bard profusely thanks you for your hospitality and mercy and leaves (and, indeed, you never hear of him or his magical instrument again).

Few minutes later you're back to the main hall, looking for your husban- HE IS DANCING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!

They're all smiles, dancing in the centre of the hall. People stare at Cyl and the woman in purple dress, whom you reckon is Lady Taóll, from Felonsein, claimed to be one of most beautiful women in that region.

You decide to...

A) Approach the pair and steal Cyl for yourself per dancing rules.
B) Make Cyl a scene so he regrets his choice.
C) Leave the hall in disgust.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13066 on: July 22, 2018, 02:30:23 pm »

A) amulet of charisma plus the lucky trait here we go to take back our man BEGONE THOT!.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2018, 02:40:49 pm by Basil ii »
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13067 on: July 22, 2018, 02:31:22 pm »

C

Get some air. She is surely an insufferable hussy, but our Husband DID come all this way to see us on what might have been our deathbed. Best to just have angry, but passionate lovemaking later.
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13068 on: July 22, 2018, 02:40:21 pm »

A
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13069 on: July 22, 2018, 02:41:54 pm »

C

Get some air. She is surely an insufferable hussy, but our Husband DID come all this way to see us on what might have been our deathbed. Best to just have angry, but passionate lovemaking later.
nobody moves a finger on our man!.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13070 on: July 22, 2018, 02:42:16 pm »

A
Bad Husbando, bad. Our amulet should even the odds.

The fact that he came here to see us on our deathbed just makes it worse he's already dancing with another woman too.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13071 on: July 22, 2018, 02:44:35 pm »

A
Bad Husbando, bad. Our amulet should even the odds.

The fact that he came here to see us on our deathbed just makes it worse he's already dancing with another woman too.
and-if that doesn’t work we have a sword!. (We should name it diplomacy to make doge when he comes of age a arch diplomat) this was a joke
« Last Edit: July 22, 2018, 03:10:00 pm by Basil ii »
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13072 on: July 22, 2018, 02:50:25 pm »

A.

It is a ball. He is allowed to have fun as long as he knows who he is coming home with. Let's not do anything dumb.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13073 on: July 22, 2018, 02:52:54 pm »

A.

It is a ball. He is allowed to have fun as long as he knows who he is coming home with. Let's not do anything dumb.
good idea
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13074 on: July 22, 2018, 02:53:05 pm »

A. Yeah. I mean, it's... So FAR. Not suspicious really. He's the empress consort, he can be allowed to dance with others. If they are a loyal noble to us.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13075 on: July 22, 2018, 02:53:21 pm »

Let's not resort to killing unless she turns out to have extreme malicious intent or attacks us first, Basil ii. And even then, it would be much better to just imprison her or assassinate her in her sleep.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13076 on: July 22, 2018, 02:55:17 pm »

A. Yeah. I mean, it's... So FAR. Not suspicious really. He's the empress consort, he can be allowed to dance with others. If they are a loyal noble to us.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13077 on: July 22, 2018, 02:56:13 pm »

Let's not resort to killing unless she turns out to have extreme malicious intent or attacks us first, Basil ii. And even then, it would be much better to just imprison her or assassinate her in her sleep.
it was mainly a joke a bad one at that (besides poison is much more efficient)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13078 on: July 22, 2018, 03:21:09 pm »

Idea: Lets tell lady Taoll that if she wants to move up in the world by seducing royals, she should go and bully our weak willed brother-in-law Deathan into marrying her. We really should have somebody else working on the next generation of Yoeans just in case the worst happens to Ruberta and her children.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #13079 on: July 22, 2018, 03:29:33 pm »

Hmm. If worse comes to worst, I guess it's something, but I'd rather have someone more reliable marry into the family. I'm also pretty sure she probably wouldn't like him.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.
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