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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Maximum Spin]

B

[Haspen]

The dwarves are let in.

A group of four dwarves, bearded and in dark clothes, brings in the ornate chest, setting it down while a fat, dwarf in colorful robes steps from behind them, clasping his hands.

"The weapon you requested in exchange for so-called 'doombox' has been finished." He looked at the guards, who opened the chest and handed him a cloth-wrapped weapon.

Unsheathed, the sword's handle gleams with the shinest bronze you ever saw. The blade's hilt is pure gold adorned with a large emerald in the center. The blade looks shiny and sharp, no doubt made from highest quality steel. Runes of dwarven kind are etched in the centre of the blade, running up to the tip, which seems to have been polished with some white metal.

The dwarven diplomat, humbly, approaches the throne and hands you the sword. You prepare for some heavy weight - but the thing is light as if it was a mere stick.

"The Blade of Puncturing, our smiths have called it. Albeit it might look like an ornate sword at first, the blade is hard enough to cut through chainmail, and the tip of the sword is capable of puncturing a thumb-thick layer of mithril." The dwarf clasps his hands and looks around.

"Now, where's the doombox? Our runemasters are eager to get their beards on it at last!"

A) "Doombox stays with me. Guards, get rid of these smelly bearded roaches!"
B) "Would you kindly consider the fact I do not wish to part with the doombox? Your runemasters would be welcome to come and do research here, in my palace."
C) "Well, a deal is a deal. My men will bring you the doombox."

[Maximum Spin]

C

[Criptfeind]

B.

This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

[mightymushroom]

C

If it's dumb at least we stuck to our given word.

[omada]

B should be done on the begin of the deal, not now

C

[helmacon]

C

I feel like this is certainly an above average artifact sword.

[ZBridges]

C

[Hotfire90]

C

[Haspen]

You hand over the doombox in exchange for the sword. The dwarves leave with the enigmatic box to do their enigmatic studies in the enigmatic halls of Ankurvat.

The messenger from your husbando is next. He hands the letter to you and you break the seal with much enthusiasm.

Ah! A visit!

Apparently all is well in Kingdom of Cydwyl, and the government can afford to have its monarch absent for a while. Therefore Cyl would like to go on a year or so of vacationing and is asking whether the Empress of Cydwyl, the beautiful Ruberta (and her bedchambers) would accomodate him on his stay here.

A) Sure.
B) Nah.

[helmacon]

A

I guess...

(does anyone else feel like this guy is cheating on us?)

[Hotfire90]

A

[Criptfeind]

A

[birdy51]

A

If he is... Maybe we should hold onto that sword!

[Weirdsound]

A