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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Weirdsound]

A

...I say we present the weapon as a gift to our husband. He isn't martial either, but as a person in possession of a penis, he may be expected to lead his troops. Either way, it will still end up with our kids someday.

[ZBridges]

A

[VoidSlayer]

A Sure why not, a personal combat bonus would be great when leading troops.

[Imic]

A I suppose. If they turn on us though, I swear...

[Haspen]

You agree to have a weapon forged in exchange for the doombox. The dwarves murmur, quite pleased.

"We're glad that you agreed to our trade deal. Barring any delays, the weapon will be delivered to your palace by Late Winter, and the same group will take the box from you."

1182 AD, Winter

The winter begun with heavy snowfall, but thanks to the Scepter, the weather was bearable and no crippling blizzards occured so far.

Silver and gold and gemstones arrive in your Treasury. Per trade agreement, shipments of fine glass wares are sent to Ysirene.

A report arrives from the keepers of highly profitable goldmines in Ceodwell; their sites are running out of ore at last, and even mixed ore-bearing rocks are scarce nowadays. The managers of the mines believe that this long-lived mining endeavour might be approaching its natural death.

The managers are also asking whether you will sponsor new digs around the place in hopes of finding anything or should they begin closure of the mines.

A) Alas, it was fun while it lasted!
B) We must find more gold! Dig for it!

[helmacon]

A

dwarves already said we were out, right?

[birdy51]

A. We unfortunately did ask the dwarves about this. No more gold...

But that might not be so bad. Maybe it will help counter the glut we had been having.

[mightymushroom]

A

[Haspen]

You decide to not waste money on possibly doomed enterprise.

1182 AD, Midwinter

Important news come from Gubta!

Methiantese cash had already helped revive Gubta Empire! With the old Emperor dead by some unfortunate accident, his third and youngest of sons, Mahjar Sim, quickly eliminated his two elder brothers in a quick and not particularily bloody struggle. He has already begun work on refreshing the political system a bit and has laid foundations for a more effective bureaucratic administration.

Currently, he is being opposed by numerous local landlords and city governors who feel that their positions are threatened by this rapid progress and would rather stick to the old, traditional way of the Gubta.

1182 AD, Late Winter

A group of dwarves have just arrived from Ankurvat in a large wagon and quite a contigent of full-plated guards. There's also a messenger from Cydwyl, awaiting to deliver you a letter from your dearest husbando, Cyl.

A) My love has sent me a letter! Oh, I'm swooning already! Gimme!
B) Let's deal with dwarves first, then I will have all the time for private letters!

[Criptfeind]

A

[omada]

A

[mightymushroom]

B

[helmacon]

B

[Weirdsound]

B

[birdy51]

B