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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776779 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12855 on: July 16, 2018, 10:20:41 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12856 on: July 16, 2018, 10:42:58 pm »

I'll change my vote to A. Perhaps if we procure enough artifacts, we will get a 'collector' sort of title, bringing us a step closer to "the great" status.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12857 on: July 17, 2018, 01:32:27 am »

A
It pains me to give the dwarves more power over us, but I suppose we can integrate them into our empire sometime in the far future. Maybe.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12858 on: July 17, 2018, 11:31:42 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12859 on: July 17, 2018, 11:53:13 am »

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You agree on an artifact.

"The runesmiths were betting that this would be the answer. They've already came up with a plan to forge the Empress a weapon."

"A weapon? I don't fight, my troops do."

"Yes, but your descendant will, and he better come to the battlefield equipped with a weapon. Besides-" The dwarf in charge pulls out a scroll from his robe and reads it. "-the Empress already possesses a banner shaft, a scepter of weather, a magical bracelet, another weather item we're not fully aware of, that magical horse from a Sorceress, plus the crown our brethren forged earlier, and the ancient wand." The dwarf rolls the document and stuffs it back into his robe. "Considering this collection of magical artifacts, a weapon would be most logical next item."

A) "Fine, forge my son a weapon!"
B) "I want some other artifact instead!"
C) "Actually, I changed my mind, no deal!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12860 on: July 17, 2018, 11:55:01 am »

Can we ask about what their plan for the weapon is? It might be something special if they're already preplanned it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12861 on: July 17, 2018, 11:55:22 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12862 on: July 17, 2018, 11:59:11 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12863 on: July 17, 2018, 12:10:14 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12864 on: July 17, 2018, 12:11:01 pm »

C

Oh wow, sorry. Not interested in a weapon. Thanks for asking. To bad we couldn't make a deal to sell you a dangerous weapon to use against us. Maybe come back when we've got gold to burn.

Bai.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12865 on: July 17, 2018, 12:12:06 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12866 on: July 17, 2018, 12:21:11 pm »

B

I'm going to buck the trend. Why not a suit of armor? Or maybe at least the chance to fit our son in some down the line.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12867 on: July 17, 2018, 12:25:47 pm »

B - Our martial rulers have a bad habit of dying in battle. Armour will help with that.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12868 on: July 17, 2018, 12:40:56 pm »

A
They can't be killed if they kill the enemy first. Maybe armour some other time.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12869 on: July 17, 2018, 02:24:59 pm »

I don't know, there's still a chance of losing in battle and then the weapon tends to vanish without a trace. It's a poorer investment compared to our collection of mostly homebound boosters.

A nyway.
The dwarf's right that we have just about everything else and it's a little early to fit our son for armor. Growth spurts, y'know?
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