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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788504 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12840 on: July 16, 2018, 04:40:16 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on July 16, 2018, 04:37:36 pm
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No.

No.

No.

Do not sell the capricious dwarves bioweapons. Are you guys fucking joking?

We are not fighting the dwarves any time soon. They already own self destruct buttons on many of our toys. At this point it is difficult to give them much more leverage over us than they already have.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12841 on: July 16, 2018, 04:51:35 pm »
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We own the candle though, so if they try and use it against us they will find it surprisingly useless.

Also, come on. Artifact guys. We have a strong economy. The money will just end up hitting the cap and getting wasted after the first few years. On the other hand, since we can't use the sorceress anymore this is how we get new artifacts.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12842 on: July 16, 2018, 05:10:10 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12843 on: July 16, 2018, 05:11:40 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12844 on: July 16, 2018, 05:33:10 pm »
D. Let's not hand the dwarves the means to destroy us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12845 on: July 16, 2018, 05:35:22 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on July 16, 2018, 05:33:10 pm
D. Let's not hand the dwarves the means to destroy us.

we have the candle specifically to counter this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12846 on: July 16, 2018, 05:40:52 pm »
Quote from: Weirdsound on July 16, 2018, 04:40:16 pm
At this point it is difficult to give them much more leverage over us than they already have.

That doesn't mean you need to desperately try to find a way to do so though.

We're not going to be able to bring the candle out to every battle against the dwarves guys.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12847 on: July 16, 2018, 05:45:22 pm »
Quote from: helmacon on July 16, 2018, 05:35:22 pm
Quote from: Baffler on July 16, 2018, 05:33:10 pm
D. Let's not hand the dwarves the means to destroy us.

we have the candle specifically to counter this.

A sorceress made it though, who knows how long-lasting or reliable it's going to be? Hell it's probably eventually going to end up blowing up in our faces somehow. And if/when we eventually lose it, or if there's some situation where it can't be used, we have no way to respond.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12848 on: July 16, 2018, 06:23:43 pm »
A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12849 on: July 16, 2018, 06:30:06 pm »
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There is no where else to buy one of these, they should understand the price.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12850 on: July 16, 2018, 06:44:21 pm »
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The better relationship that we have with the stout ones, the better. I'd be saying the same if the elves wanted to take a crack at it too.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12851 on: July 16, 2018, 07:14:01 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12852 on: July 16, 2018, 09:30:21 pm »
E) we pay for you to discover how it works and make it works for us
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12853 on: July 16, 2018, 09:39:00 pm »
Quote from: omada on July 16, 2018, 09:30:21 pm
E) we pay for you to discover how it works and make it works for us

It is worth 8 years of money to them. I doubt we could afford that service even if we hadn't just blown our reserve on a candlestick.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2018, 10:41:30 pm by Weirdsound »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12854 on: July 16, 2018, 09:43:36 pm »
I doubt the dwarves would be dumb enough to give their somewhat unreliable neighbors with a small history of war against them such a potentially dangerous weapon anyway.

Apparently we're the only ones dumb enough to do that.
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