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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787989 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12555 on: June 29, 2018, 10:45:02 am »

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Military power!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12556 on: June 29, 2018, 12:00:30 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12557 on: June 29, 2018, 12:07:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12558 on: June 29, 2018, 01:49:54 pm »

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but we do need to start waging wars again
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12559 on: June 29, 2018, 02:42:56 pm »

I'm in doubt, items like this make us to urge into battle often
but it also looks very nice






hey, a idea for later the southerners have cocoa and need metals, we could sell them golden trinkets and buy it (that seems obvious, and after our expedition they will surely go send someone to talk to us sooner or later)

but we could buy a bunch of slaves, dark elves and some notable/important people that they got.

we won't make them our slaves, but we will ask for retribution of their freedom for them to work a bit with our house of learning and give information/maps/tech

we can grant some dark elves liberty to settle in our lands (oh yeah, nothing like investing in long-term special troops) and help some of the richer and political ones to return safely to their lands expecting or a monetary/resource reward or some bonus in diplomacy

that can be the base to create a strong coalition to defend ourselves from another damdamian incursion, as if they try to do something funny we can try to make coordinated attacks from every side


If we desire to do someday the bill of rights because of what we heard about in damdamian lands, let's wait a bit for us to discover that our culture became united/stronger. so we can guarantee that we won't just see people leaving easily our lands every time shit happens (and we will see our hurthlings spreading to other regions faster and guarantee their survival
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12560 on: June 29, 2018, 03:58:09 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12561 on: June 30, 2018, 04:38:03 am »

You decide that the banner would be a nice addition to the collection of artifacts growing in the Treasury.

"Then our runemasters will descend into your dungeons for hundred days, where they will toil with metals and jewels till they are finished."

Contracts are made in two copies, for you and for dwarves, and the prospectors will return to coincide with completion of the artifact.

1180 AD, Mid-Autumn

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Glasswork in Ysirene returned only small profits this year, merchants report.

1180 AD, Winter

Silver, gold and gemstones arrive in the Treasury; the glassware is sent to Ysirene.

The dwarven prospectors return just as the smelly runemasters leave the dank prison cell they were working at.

"What your mines are mining today is the amount of minerals Methiant has. All the metals, precious or otherwise, jewels and fine sand suitable for glassmaking, they are all exploited already."

The runemasters unwrap the long bronze shaft from the old rag they had covered it with. The shaft is two-and-half meters long, and is made of bronze, but has a shine as if waxed to perfection. A small eschutcheon on the top, made with silver plate, and the green and red eagle of Yoean Dynasty is patterned from all kinds of gemstones; peridots, rubies, sardonyxes, red amethysts, green opals.

The Advisor leans in to whisper.

"How we shall proceed, Lady Empress?"

A) "We shall get rid of the dwarves with help of a razor or two!!"
B) "They finished their work, and must be paid, such is order of things!"
C) "I shall ask them to postpone the payment for the artifact."

//I forgot the Winter stuff and glasswork sales, so event is redone ;v
« Last Edit: June 30, 2018, 04:41:04 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12562 on: June 30, 2018, 04:53:23 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12563 on: June 30, 2018, 06:25:05 am »

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« Reply #12564 on: June 30, 2018, 06:25:35 am »

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« Reply #12565 on: June 30, 2018, 06:47:01 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12566 on: June 30, 2018, 08:06:35 am »

B, we're not a fucking Warhammer elf.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12567 on: June 30, 2018, 08:25:30 am »

A. They do need a shave.
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12568 on: June 30, 2018, 09:33:45 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12569 on: June 30, 2018, 10:38:48 am »

...really... NOTHING???? NOTHING MORE??? OH SHIT

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.
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