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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787981 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12540 on: June 25, 2018, 04:20:37 pm »

you got a point

can we just express that we liked a lot the idea but first we need to get some cash flowing? flatter them a bit
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12541 on: June 25, 2018, 04:26:57 pm »

Artifact: The sorceress didn't charge too much (we had 6 in the vault last spring), we might politely inquire what they have on offer.

A

I'm not sure what service exactly earthmancers give, but if it's anything like what the perpetually bankrupt court of Eldrican buys, no thank you.*
*Plus if our cartographers ever get around to exploring and making contacts to the north, employing dwarves will only tick off the elves.

B

Prospecting, though, is always welcome.

A
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12542 on: June 25, 2018, 04:51:47 pm »

you got a point

can we just express that we liked a lot the idea but first we need to get some cash flowing? flatter them a bit

Something along these lines:

"All the services offered intrigue me, and seem as if they would be of great use to my court and empire, but let us begin our partnership with the prospectors alone. I am quite confident in the ability of dwarfish prospectors, and as such expect to need much of my wealth to construct new mines once their work is complete. When Methiant inevitably prospers as a result of this first arrangement, I will gladly consider other transactions."
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12543 on: June 25, 2018, 06:46:21 pm »

hey got an idea wht about w
« Last Edit: June 26, 2018, 10:40:56 am by omada »
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12544 on: June 25, 2018, 10:32:02 pm »

B
A
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12545 on: June 26, 2018, 02:28:40 am »

ABA
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12547 on: June 29, 2018, 09:41:44 am »

aba aba aba aba aba
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bba bba bba bba
baa baa baa



You decide to commission an artifact and have the lands prospected.

The dwarves consider for a while.

"We propose to forge you a magical staff of a banner; any flag hoisted upon it would inspire the loyal troops to do better in combat and fight their best to protect their monarch even in the worst hours of combat."

A) "Our Army is already excellent, it requires no tricks!"
B) "Something else, maybe? This one's not really interesting."
C) "That's it? I think I will settle on just prospecting, thank you muchly."
D) "Yes."
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12548 on: June 29, 2018, 09:42:15 am »

C

That sounds like a cool artifact, but I don't think we can afford it right now.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2018, 09:44:15 am by Criptfeind »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12549 on: June 29, 2018, 09:44:14 am »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12550 on: June 29, 2018, 09:48:39 am »

B
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12551 on: June 29, 2018, 09:49:12 am »

b
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12552 on: June 29, 2018, 09:56:12 am »

D

Our army is excellent for its size, but it could be excellenter.
Sounds like it has a bonus specific to 'monarch stand/charge' rolls (which admittedly Ruberta may not use) and also a general boost always.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12553 on: June 29, 2018, 10:15:46 am »

B - I'm hoping we'll have the option to go back to this if we don't like their second option either.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12554 on: June 29, 2018, 10:36:46 am »

D

It's interesting and I kind of like it.
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