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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776956 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12525 on: June 25, 2018, 02:32:19 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12526 on: June 25, 2018, 02:32:32 pm »

B

At some point we may want to think about slowing down a bit. Ruberta's done well to avoid complications so far but we're not getting any younger.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12527 on: June 25, 2018, 02:38:27 pm »

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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12528 on: June 25, 2018, 02:39:48 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12529 on: June 25, 2018, 02:55:23 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12530 on: June 25, 2018, 02:56:47 pm »

You send him a letter.

Two weeks later you receive a reply; he will be there for you come Winter.

1180 AD, Autumn

Reports on sales of spices and Springwine arrive!

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Profits from the Springwine were decent and steady.

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Spices sold for similar amounts, greatly dissappointing your merchants.

Meanwhile, you receive a visit from a large group of dwarves. They're of various castes; some are bald and gaudily clad, some have unkept hair and clothes. Some wear tatoos and have this cold, spaced-out look in their eyes. Most of them however, stand behind a single dwarf, wearing black and gold, with a square hat adorned with tiny strands of gold chain.

"Greetings, Empress of Methiant. I, Urbath Megalazor, and these skilled beards, have come on behalf of High King Stomar Tumbaladob. As his father made our view about your land a bit less savage, now the King has decided to extend a knot of cooperation. What is important, he has heard of monetary wealth of this land, and he would be pleased to have Methiantese gold and silver in his treasuries. Here we are, to offer our geomantic, earthcrafter and artificial services to you and your court."

As for artifact-making...

A) Commission one.
B) Decline.

As for services of earthcrafters...

A) Hire some dwarven mages as guards and specialists.
B) Decline.

As for prospecting of soil...

A) Have the less populated lands prospected for ores.
C) Decline.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12531 on: June 25, 2018, 03:03:35 pm »

A, B, A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12532 on: June 25, 2018, 03:04:35 pm »

AAA, THE DWARVES ARE COMING, RUN
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12533 on: June 25, 2018, 03:05:35 pm »

ABA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12534 on: June 25, 2018, 03:07:42 pm »

ABA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12535 on: June 25, 2018, 03:43:45 pm »

DWARVEN SPECIALISTS? wait, they will be giving a bit of their magical tech? a mage court finally?

BBA In not sure if I vote aba or aaa but the last A I am sure

changed votes because reasons bellow
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12536 on: June 25, 2018, 03:51:37 pm »

BAA.
We Basically JUST got that Charisma Artifact from the sorceress, and still have not tried it out! As such we really should NOT Buy a new one off the dwarves(Who'll probably come around again and possibly melt whatever we get down around our neck...)
As well we've never really Gotten any other services from them before...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12537 on: June 25, 2018, 03:57:58 pm »

BAA
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12538 on: June 25, 2018, 04:07:40 pm »

BBA

We can't afford another artifact, and although them STATIONING DWARVEN TROOPS WITHIN OUR BORDERS sounds... Totally cool. I don't think we need that either... We're just going to pay their upkeep until it's time for war.

Prospecting is cool.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12539 on: June 25, 2018, 04:09:00 pm »

BBA

This year we have...

Sponsored some art
Sponsored some explorers
And have had mediocre trade dealings

I'm all for hiring dwarf prospectors, as that will likely lead to new income, but this is not the best time to be throwing money at fanciful dwarf stuff.
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