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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787930 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12495 on: June 24, 2018, 12:50:38 pm »

How about we ask him to raise his step-daughter Rinilda in Cydwyl, and marry her off to his nobility when she comes of age in a few years? Nothing like marrying into an Empresses blood to get a bunch of troublemaking nobles to accept an Empress.

Otherwise, B.
I generally support this.

Although, Haspen, is there anything in Methiantese or Cydwyllian law or tradition that expressly forbids marrying Rinilda to her imperial half-brother? :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12496 on: June 24, 2018, 01:09:12 pm »

How about we ask him to raise his step-daughter Rinilda in Cydwyl, and marry her off to his nobility when she comes of age in a few years? Nothing like marrying into an Empresses blood to get a bunch of troublemaking nobles to accept an Empress.

Otherwise, B.
I generally support this.

Although, Haspen, is there anything in Methiantese or Cydwyllian law or tradition that expressly forbids marrying Rinilda to her imperial half-brother? :P

Why would we want to marry off Doge in-house? When the time comes, he should take a foreign bride to try and boost foreign relations like pretty much all his ancestors have done before him.

Also, Incest aside, Rinilda is nearly a decade older than him. He should marry somebody at the start of her childbearing years, to ensure maximum opportunity for heir production.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12497 on: June 24, 2018, 01:12:23 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12498 on: June 24, 2018, 01:58:10 pm »

Why would we want to marry off Doge in-house? When the time comes, he should take a foreign bride to try and boost foreign relations like pretty much all his ancestors have done before him.

Also, Incest aside, Rinilda is nearly a decade older than him. He should marry somebody at the start of her childbearing years, to ensure maximum opportunity for heir production.
To knit the dynasties together so that Doge has a better traditionalist claim to the throne. Ruberta is only Empress by virtue of marrying an Emperor and then killing him; that makes for a pretty shaky claim for the children of her second marriage.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12499 on: June 24, 2018, 02:03:52 pm »

tempted to do D

can we give him our bracelet when negotiating? for a big bonus on charisma? if the bracelet give us +1 he can only roll 4-9

it's game changing bullshit right now

and all because of a drunkard
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12500 on: June 24, 2018, 02:10:35 pm »

Why would we want to marry off Doge in-house? When the time comes, he should take a foreign bride to try and boost foreign relations like pretty much all his ancestors have done before him.

Also, Incest aside, Rinilda is nearly a decade older than him. He should marry somebody at the start of her childbearing years, to ensure maximum opportunity for heir production.
To knit the dynasties together so that Doge has a better traditionalist claim to the throne. Ruberta is only Empress by virtue of marrying an Emperor and then killing him; that makes for a pretty shaky claim for the children of her second marriage.

You don't need a traditionalist claim to the throne of Methiant. We are not a traditionalist nation in that sense. We embrace the institution of Elective Succession, and can pretty much vote for anybody with any sort of claim to wear the crown. Ruberta isn't Empress because she killed her first husband. She is Empress because she was elected to the position afterwards, and nobody in Methiant has outwardly challenged our legitimacy since; In fact, she consistently has better happiness and authority scores than any leader of Methiant who came before her.

As for the throne of Cydwyl, Doge is the son of the King. If they are truly traditionalist, that should be enough.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12501 on: June 24, 2018, 03:06:06 pm »

that makes for a pretty shaky claim for the children of her second marriage.

Cyl and Doge both trace their roots to the original Cyl, though.



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A) "It is better I return home."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12502 on: June 24, 2018, 03:09:37 pm »

He's nice and all, but we do have an Empire waiting. *sigh*
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12503 on: June 24, 2018, 03:11:51 pm »

If it wasn't for a murder attempt I would vote A

but B show courage and defiance, make a little joke about how we didn't know how exciting would be to just be an spectator of our husband doing his job
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12504 on: June 24, 2018, 03:14:14 pm »

B

If we leave now, after the assassination attempt, we are showing fear and weakness. We will not be driven out of town by some gunman with no aim.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12505 on: June 24, 2018, 03:15:09 pm »

B There won't be another assassination attempt.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12506 on: June 24, 2018, 03:18:12 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12507 on: June 24, 2018, 03:52:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12508 on: June 24, 2018, 06:41:39 pm »

Can we appreciate that we are a stone cold bad ass that just stared that fucker down as the throne exploded behind us?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12509 on: June 24, 2018, 08:33:38 pm »

B

We will sit back down in the throne room and observe as we wanted to before.  We will not flinch from this.  That guy?  He was not worth our notice.
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