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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Hotfire90]

B

[crazyabe]

B.

[ZBridges]

B

[Maximum Spin]

B

[mightymushroom]

Nobody's even going to try negotiating to check how it works?

B

Guess not.

[Weirdsound]

B

Do not fuck with the scary magic lady.

[omada]

B
Not going to use a magical bracelet of charisma against the sorcerer who created this

like what hapenned with the dwarven charisma collar it might not work, I would try to negotiate if we were charismatic AND got a dwarven amulet of charisma (and then we will get the net gain of +2 (+2 charisma +2 dwarven artifact -2 enraged sorcerer)

also, sorry guys for suggesting the breed-able horse idea, I think it won't work, maybe if we asked for a pair of minor magical but breed able creatures?

(I also arrived too late, I would vote for something that increased the chance of our kids getting more than one trait or increased learning and focus on the castle, but for the next super money bonus it's better for us to spend on improving our mundane relations)



Somebody else noticed that despite Cyl roled a 6 to health it didn't got ANY bonuses from the necklace? unless the necklace forces us to have a 6 we were swindled by that small noble

[Blood_Librarian]

Next time we get a sourcerer, we ask for war raptors for our cavalry to ride on now and forever.

[Weirdsound]

Somebody else noticed that despite Cyl roled a 6 to health it didn't got ANY bonuses from the necklace? unless the necklace forces us to have a 6 we were swindled by that small noble

I was thinking that as well. But for all we know IC it works, so at the very least it is a worthy addition to our crown jewels, and something we can sell at a later date.

Next time we get a sourcerer, we ask for war raptors for our cavalry to ride on now and forever.

I've never seen a sorceress give a permanent "now and forever" type buff. Honestly, I wouldn't be shocked if our new artifact loses power in a few decades.

[Prophet]

B

[VoidSlayer]

Yeah no way we win against that.  Although taking down a sorceress would probably hasten the demise of magic.

B

[Haspen]

You send the Treasurer off with the Sorceress so she can pick up her money. She leaves after an hour, her grotesque servants carrying your wealth in their hands and other appendages.

1179 AD, Midsummer

Terrible storms struck east and north of Methiant this year, with hail and thunder a common sight in these parts. Fortunately, the damage is minimal, which must've been Scepter's work, as guards report it was shining very strongly during the stormy week.

1179 AD, Autumn

Springwine was shipped this year from Tiftit, the land having recovered from last year's assault.

1

Though it must've been tainted or otherwise of low quality, because few nobles paid little for it, and Treasury can't speak about making profits.

4to5

Spices, which have arrived a while ago, brought very good profits, and some praise from your noblemen!

1179 AD, Mid-Autumn

Your brother-in-law, Hein, has become a father once again! His wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl whom she named 'Gaertrud'.

1179 AD, Winter

Silver, gold and gemstones arrive in the Treasury; glasswork is sent to Ysirene of course.

1179 AD, Midwinter

Tutors both scholarly and from military praise Deathan's skills; they hail your brother-in-law as a true genius, for he has near encyclopedic knowledge of astronomy and herbalism. This wisdom is matched by his martial skill in both combat and commandeering of troops. Few years ago, some people joked that he must've been born lucky, but now many consider that to be actually true.

Few days later, a messenger arrives from Cydwyl; Cyl's dynasty is having some party time for 150th anniversary of Cydwan I's ascension and independence from Dahnian tyrants. Your King and husband therefore asks whether you would like to visit him next Spring to join the celebrations.

A) Well duh! I will get a fancy dress just for the occassion!
B) Oh, no, sorry, I will have a headache next Spring, can't go.

[Kashyyk]

A - Lets see if this fancy bracelet was worth the money.

[ZBridges]

A

[Criptfeind]

A Although I don't think we should use the bracelet on cyl without good reason.