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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787804 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12390 on: June 22, 2018, 03:05:42 am »

It's one unit of Econ v;
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12391 on: June 22, 2018, 07:07:18 am »

so.. I am in doubt if we do an edict that might pay itself and maaaaybe we can make a combo and get something big (what would happen if we manage to get 12 hapiness? in theory that is our actual max stat)

but will not pay itself and not be a big of a bonus when the final hapiness is lower than 7

although my calculations is that the calendar of festivities will always trade 1 econ to 1 hapiness, but maybe it's decided in a roll?

or no edict so we are sure that 1 of economy is always there for us
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12392 on: June 22, 2018, 07:15:31 am »

I will vote

Calendar of Festivities

Not for the money, in fact It seems like it'll be a net negative there. But rather because Haspen was talking about how we're considered a pretty much backwards and uncultured nation. So maybe that'll help build up some Methiase spirit.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12393 on: June 22, 2018, 07:38:24 am »

Calendar of Festivals

Maybe we can politely begin requesting the donations be used on these regular celebrations instead.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12394 on: June 22, 2018, 08:17:00 am »

although my calculations is that the calendar of festivities will always trade 1 econ to 1 hapiness, but maybe it's decided in a roll?

or no edict so we are sure that 1 of economy is always there for us

Many of these seem to be decided on a roll. It could be a net benefit.

On the other hand it looked like the sorceress proposition went through, those are always expensive purchases.

No edict
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12395 on: June 22, 2018, 09:12:41 am »

no edict
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12396 on: June 22, 2018, 09:19:32 am »

No Edict.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12397 on: June 22, 2018, 12:24:33 pm »

No Edict
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12398 on: June 22, 2018, 12:25:56 pm »

You decide against issueing an Edict, and also send messengers to find and invite a Sorceress over.

1179 AD, Spring

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Some quite good profits were brought by the silverware sales to your nobles.

1179 AD, Summer

A report arrives from Ysirene, about the glasswork.

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Just like silver, it brought good profits to the Treasury.

Three mornings later, a guard runs into the throne room and drops to his knees.

"Lady Empress, a magnificent lady worthy of worship has appeared out of thin air at the gates of capital! She is a Sorceress and she calls herself Yornantei Worldserpent!" Of course, you have her invited into the throne room.

Her entourage enters first; a trio of silver-skinned nude men with 'equipment' so big and visible that its making ladies swoon and men grit teeth with jealousy; their eyes are sparkling like gold, and wings sprout from behind their ears. Seven black-skinned goblins follow after each silver-man, playing trumpets, triangles, drums, horns and flutes. Then, surrounding a giant golden centipede, sixteen fomorians with large femurs as weapons close the entourage.

On top of the golden centipede, with eyes like rubies, sits she; Yornantei Worldserpent. She is a tall woman with flowing blue hair that has color akin to finest lapises. Her skin is tan and she wears nothing except a very thin tunic that changes colors from pink to red to gold to silver with each move and gust of wind. Her wrists and ankles are decorated with so much bracelets and precious chains she shouldn't be walking, but she easily and noiselessly slides from her centipede, which clicks and drools, staring at you.

"I am Yornantei Worldserpent." The Sorceress speaks with melodic, but comandeering voice that has this cold echo in it, making your skin crawl with fear. "Queen of the Night, Protector of the Moon, Gardener of Stars and Forger of the Sword that will End the World. I have heard that my services are required by this petty land, and thus I have arrived. Nothing concerns me but the wealth you have, and I know that you have lots of it. What do you ask of me, speak!"

You ask her whether she can create another Flying Horse so you can have a breeding pair. Yornantei scoffs.

"Firstly, it would be beneath me to copy the work of such a cheap knockoff like Sirstara. Secondly, I didn't make that horse, so I do not know what it is made of, and I'm sure Sirstara wouldn't bother to visit you again, either."

You then tell her that you do not know what you-

"Cut that crap, we all know that you guys did this many times, I'm sure the players probably remember all the rules by now."

"What... players?" The Sorceress laughs.

"A figure of speech, miss." Yornantei winks at you.

You decide to ask for...

A) Ask for an artifact... (details to follow)
B) Ask for a spell that will scare fanciful creatures away from the kingdom's borders.
C) Ask for prosperity and growth for the Kingdom and its populace.
D) Ask for a mighty beast to be bound as your pet/mount/guardian/something like that.
E) Ask for wisdom about many things.
F) Ask for skills of elite battlemaster.
G) Ask for charisma and silvertongue.
H) Ask for endurance and better health.
I) -
J) Ask for a spell that will make your soldiers stronger.
K) Ask for health and prosperity for your family.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12399 on: June 22, 2018, 12:31:39 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12400 on: June 22, 2018, 12:35:55 pm »

Well, if we can't breed Laz0rhorses, might as well get something bad-ass out of the deal; A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12401 on: June 22, 2018, 12:37:36 pm »

A: GIB SWORD THAT WILL END WORLD :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12402 on: June 22, 2018, 12:45:39 pm »

A - Lets get an artefact that doesn't have an off switch in it.

Never forget the rainbow sceptre.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12403 on: June 22, 2018, 12:53:00 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12404 on: June 22, 2018, 01:15:54 pm »

You ask for an artifact. Sorceress Yornantei brushes her hair a little bit.

"Fine, let's get to details."

As for the type of the artifact...

A) An useable weapon.
B) An armor piece.
C) A jewelry piece.
D) An article of clothing.
E) A piece of furniture.

As for the area of effect...

A) 'Wielder' only.
B) Local area.
C) Entire kingdom.

As for effect of the artifact...

A) (specify the effect here)
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