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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777660 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1230 on: July 20, 2017, 04:41:16 pm »

*cough* I think Felonsine gold trader is code for prince that we're secretly supporting in their civil war *cough*
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1231 on: July 20, 2017, 04:55:04 pm »

B, We need to find out what they want first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1232 on: July 20, 2017, 05:23:03 pm »

B
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1233 on: July 20, 2017, 05:36:27 pm »

I think we want Queen Dogethe first anyway to see whether there's something highly important she'd like to bring to our attention.

So B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1234 on: July 20, 2017, 07:28:02 pm »

A
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1235 on: July 21, 2017, 12:04:57 pm »

B
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1236 on: July 21, 2017, 02:04:38 pm »

B

If he's a Gold Trader he'll know he's less important that a royal diplomat.
If he's a "Gold Trader" he'll know to keep up appearances.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1237 on: July 23, 2017, 08:13:55 am »

You decide to meet with Dogethe's diplomat first. The man wears a purple cloak and bows before you.

"Greetings and salutations to the magnaminous King Yoe of Methiant. Queen Dogethe sends her regards and reassurances of good will toward you and your peoples. She wishes to know whether you can be truly the one neighbour that Cydwyl can trust, and therefore asks you for a favor."

"There has been a long period of harsh frost since late Autumn in Cydwyl Kingdom, and the crops died before our farmers could harvest them all. Our peoples suffer, and Queen Dogether wishes to procure grain from abroad. If you really wish to call yourself the friend of the Queen and the Cydwyl people, donate some money to our coffers."

A) "This is blackmail and extortion, something I won't agree to. Begone at once!"
B) "Alright, peace with such a wise and strong leader as Queen Dogethe will help both our nations prosper. We shall provide you with money.
C) "Queen Dogether will get our money if she delivers something in return. Take this counteroffer to your Queen!"
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Criptfeind

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« Reply #1238 on: July 23, 2017, 08:23:01 am »

Man. Too bad we ended up marrying that Ceodwell princess. Imagine if we had managed to union up with Dogethe.

B.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1239 on: July 23, 2017, 08:46:27 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1240 on: July 23, 2017, 08:53:16 am »

B, kind of take issue with their tone but the point is well taken regardless.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1241 on: July 23, 2017, 09:20:41 am »

C is fair and doesn't make us look like a push over.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1242 on: July 23, 2017, 09:47:07 am »

You decide to donate money to Dogethe's coffers. The envoy thanks you profusely and is dispatched to teh Treasury to get suitable amount.

The messenger from the gold trader comes next. He wears a hood and looks over the people in your throne room.

"I don't believe our trifle affair needs to be discussed in front of the court, King Yoe of Methiant? After all, we're talking about simple golden trinkets here."

A) "Alright, let us retreat to one of side chambers."
B) "All matters are equally important for us and our men."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1243 on: July 23, 2017, 10:05:29 am »

A
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« Reply #1244 on: July 23, 2017, 10:08:09 am »

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