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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787655 times)

Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12240 on: June 14, 2018, 08:06:13 am »

C, possibly the start of COLONIALISM?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12241 on: June 14, 2018, 08:36:17 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12242 on: June 14, 2018, 08:55:25 am »

A
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12243 on: June 14, 2018, 10:08:37 am »

c for colonialism
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12244 on: June 14, 2018, 11:06:00 am »

C

Honestly, unless they cause trouble while passing through Rucus, we should be more or less fine. Rucus is aligned with Eldrican, which is our Kin, so they probably would need a better reason than "they offended some other Damdamian peoples" to make war on us and risk their alliance.

Of course if they do decide to make war on us while our army is diminished, we are completely fucked.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12245 on: June 14, 2018, 03:44:20 pm »

C! SOOO MUCH C!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12246 on: June 14, 2018, 03:46:02 pm »

1 C

2 bring that seer back to the castle, he wasn't a lunatic
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Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12247 on: June 16, 2018, 11:37:03 am »

A document is prepared as the Treasurer calculates amount of money that will be useful for the scholars.

Exactly five mornings later, they set out to the south.

1178 AD, Autumn

As you prepare to head to the audience room to meet with the newly-arrived Gubtan traders, you suddenlt feel way-too-familiar pain in your abdomen. The Advisor helps you sit down on a bench that was nearby, as you feel the child in your womb stir.

It seems another little explorer wants out! Why it must always be at the most inconvenient of times, though?

A) I'm needed at a very important meeting and Cyl isn't around yet. Baby, shush!
B) Call up the nurses and order some hot water and towels to be brought!
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12248 on: June 16, 2018, 11:49:05 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12249 on: June 16, 2018, 11:50:52 am »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12250 on: June 16, 2018, 12:07:23 pm »

A) I'm needed at a very important meeting and Cyl isn't around yet. Baby, shush!

Did Cyl even send word that he is coming this time? I don't recall seeing that. Either way, I thought we already agreed to the trade in principle, so I'm not sure why this meeting is importnat. B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12251 on: June 16, 2018, 12:15:28 pm »

Did Cyl even send word that he is coming this time? I don't recall seeing that.
Yes.
And a response arrives. If nothing stops him, Cyl will arrive in first days of Autumn to witness the birth of his next child.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12252 on: June 16, 2018, 12:30:24 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12253 on: June 16, 2018, 12:53:47 pm »

B
All part of being an Empress. Our schedule would entirely fill up if we let it, we have to make time for our priorities.
And one priority is not delivering in the middle of the conference room.

(Just as well Cyl didn't arrive, it'd be one more thing he'd agree to without asking first.)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12254 on: June 16, 2018, 01:11:28 pm »

Bunch of idiots wanting to kill us.
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