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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787611 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12225 on: June 13, 2018, 12:56:07 pm »


What about "gusts of tree-toppling wind" leads you to think our expensive, flying horse is a good risk?

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You reckon someone on the ground would fare better?
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12226 on: June 13, 2018, 01:16:49 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12227 on: June 13, 2018, 01:28:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12228 on: June 13, 2018, 02:21:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12229 on: June 13, 2018, 02:40:38 pm »

You reckon someone on the ground would fare better?

Yeah, I reckon a party of adventurers can encircle it and find a weak spot while being less exposed overall than a single aerial target.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12230 on: June 14, 2018, 01:54:56 am »

A, Let's not waste our horse.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12231 on: June 14, 2018, 01:57:17 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12232 on: June 14, 2018, 02:06:51 am »

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It seems cannons are never that useful against forgotten beasts.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12233 on: June 14, 2018, 03:00:49 am »

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You release the Flying Horse from its pokeball and instruct it to deal with Cuduthleng the skeletal raven.

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Few days later you receive joyous news - Cuduthleng Ironbeak has been slain! It's skeletal body, unfortunately, fell upon a small town, destroying few buildings; but worse happened when peasants and Hurthlings tried to take apart Ironbeak's massive bones for souvenirs, as the marrow began to rot and released toxic fumes that engulfed the local area, killing people and flora alike.

Nevertheless! The dreaded beast of times forgotten has been slain, and there's much celebration around Methiant.

1178 AD, Midsummer

A group of cartographers, let by wise Iónach Tennech, has arrived at the capital, asking for audience.

"Great Empress!" The scholars, led by Iónach, drop to their knees. "We wish to embark on a journey far south into lands of Damdamians. We wish to chart their lands, learn the borders of their numerous nations, and find the strange 'cocoa' plants and 'black elves' that some obscure documents of old sages speak of. But for this we need funds, to procure mercenaries, pay any possible tolls and taxes as well as convince potentially uncooperative scholars in the south. A written document of endorsement from you would help us in dealings with politicians down there, too."

A) "You can have the money, but I won't risk signing my name under any potential disasters you cause in the south."
B) "We're short on money, but I will gladly provide you with documents to give your group some diplomatic power."
C) "That is good. You will have the money, and you will have written endorsement as well!"
D) "No."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12234 on: June 14, 2018, 03:11:55 am »

Do we honestly have a need to know more about the South at this time? It's not like we will be expanding that way anytime soon.
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« Reply #12235 on: June 14, 2018, 03:12:14 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12236 on: June 14, 2018, 03:28:45 am »

C but I swear to god if THIS group of explorers goes and causes a diplomatic incident by knocking up foreign nobility we're not going to be lenient!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12237 on: June 14, 2018, 04:37:23 am »

Maybe we can find a southern neighbor for our southern problem and make nice.  Then we can have backup if they decide to come knocking.

Plus trade?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12238 on: June 14, 2018, 06:25:16 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12239 on: June 14, 2018, 07:22:47 am »

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Hopefully, they have safe and sane travels.
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