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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787361 times)

Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12060 on: June 07, 2018, 01:28:36 pm »

b Think of the Chemical weapons! I bet this stuff is nuclear and will kill our guys with radiation poisoning.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12061 on: June 07, 2018, 01:41:52 pm »

B

This portal has existed for probably hundreds of years at least, given how orcs have pretty much always popped up in the area ever once in a while, and it's not causing a catastrophe yet.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12062 on: June 07, 2018, 02:13:40 pm »

B Chemical weapons are the way of the future.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12063 on: June 07, 2018, 02:34:59 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12064 on: June 07, 2018, 03:03:12 pm »

C
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12065 on: June 07, 2018, 03:07:58 pm »

I'm honestly surprised we don't have a gate to start with, it seems like a natural precaution to erect one when we first discovered the cave or while doing any of the improvements since.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12066 on: June 07, 2018, 05:36:32 pm »

but this is a big heavy airproof gate.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12067 on: June 08, 2018, 12:17:39 pm »

B
An airproof magic one built and enchanted by Dwarves, preferably. Set it to explode also, just in case.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12068 on: June 08, 2018, 02:57:32 pm »

You order that the old protective measures at the tunnel are to be replaced with heavy, seal-able gate made of heavy metals.

Once the messenger leaves with your orders, the astronomers come in.

"Gracious Empress! Thanks to our research, funded by you, we were able to come with a tremendous discovery!" They open up some charts and scrolls, and the head astronomer, Olwyn Enneinach, points to a a schematic of two dots with numbers and names and angles all about it.

"My Lady Empress, our world moves around our sun, not the other way as perceived before!"

A) Obviously they're lying. Everyone sees the sun circles the world!
B) Intriguing. Maybe they can tell me more?
C) They must be rewarded for their discovery. More funding to the House of Learning!
D) This is nice, now don't bother me with such trivia.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12069 on: June 08, 2018, 03:02:01 pm »

Wow. Great job with that one. Really doing good guys. *Thumbs up*
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12070 on: June 08, 2018, 03:04:36 pm »

B astronomy never hurt anyone, not with our tech
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12071 on: June 08, 2018, 03:08:31 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12072 on: June 08, 2018, 03:28:07 pm »

B
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Chevaleresse

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12073 on: June 08, 2018, 03:32:36 pm »

Wasn't knowing this actually pretty helpful for navigation and such? Admittedly I don't recall the practical significance of the discovery well. At the very least, I know it makes the prediction of celestial bodies much easier.

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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12074 on: June 08, 2018, 03:41:07 pm »

B Oh good time for religious problems.
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