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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787334 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12045 on: June 07, 2018, 09:22:40 am »

Er, "war" or "star" 'cause unless astrology is a lot more accurate than I recall for this world the scholars probably don't have news of the former.

B for me regardless.

Edit: Huh, don't know where I came up with that. The astronomers are clearly focused on the heavens, not the military. :P
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12046 on: June 07, 2018, 09:33:44 am »

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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12047 on: June 07, 2018, 10:24:08 am »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12048 on: June 07, 2018, 10:48:50 am »

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12049 on: June 07, 2018, 10:52:09 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12050 on: June 07, 2018, 11:21:32 am »

B Oh come on, really? the orcs will come RIGHT NOW?

oh wait, there was that weird weather, maybe it's over

let's hope
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12051 on: June 07, 2018, 12:05:41 pm »

The messenger is allowed in first and he drops to his knees.

"Lady Empress! Toxic fumes!"

He elaborates on that toxic fumes have descended along a dust storm upon Orcworld Fortress. If it were fully crewed, there would be hundreds if not more of dead, but from the crew of fifty, half managed to escape with eyes, skin and mouths as if on fire, their skin covered with burning rash.

What's worse, it seems that some of the toxic air is being pushed into the tunnel in the mountains. While soldiers guarding the tunnel experience no symptoms except occassional watering of eyes, the commander of the soldiers on Methiant side of the tunnel is iffy about this whole thing, and is asking to be allowed to bring down the mountain upon the tunnel with copious amount of Fireblood.

A) We can't abandon a strange new world like that!.
B) Put a heavy, protective gate at our side of the tunnel and wait.
C) Fine then, Orcworld was nothing but money sink. Destroy the tunnel!
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12052 on: June 07, 2018, 12:18:00 pm »

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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12053 on: June 07, 2018, 12:19:13 pm »

B

And when the scholars come in next, we should have them send word of the gas back to their peers at the Fireblood court and House of Learning. If we play our cards right, Methiant can have the world's first chemical weapons of mass destruction.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12054 on: June 07, 2018, 12:20:20 pm »

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Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12055 on: June 07, 2018, 12:23:04 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12056 on: June 07, 2018, 12:45:37 pm »

B We can't throw away a good money sink such as this!
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mightymushroom

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« Reply #12057 on: June 07, 2018, 12:53:34 pm »

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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12058 on: June 07, 2018, 01:02:53 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12059 on: June 07, 2018, 01:08:36 pm »

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Science is Meta gaming IRL. Humans are cheating fucks.
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