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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786564 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11985 on: June 05, 2018, 04:06:01 am »

D

I don't know. Actually settling this question wasn't a bad thing persay.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11986 on: June 05, 2018, 04:07:15 am »

* Haspen vuvuzelas.

800 pages of this madness already. Pity the fool who one day decides to join and tries to read it from beginning!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11987 on: June 05, 2018, 04:10:28 am »

I didn't, I always feel like I miss something, but that happened when I follow the plot from the start so.

Anyway D we can get rid of her later.
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11988 on: June 05, 2018, 04:11:57 am »

okay first we give her the
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but then begone thot!!
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what do postdwarvenists do with goblins?

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We slaughter them by the thousands.
But... you know, we do it ironically.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11989 on: June 05, 2018, 04:12:25 am »

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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11990 on: June 05, 2018, 04:24:42 am »

C
don't really care about her explanation
would much prefer her internal organs
as a tasteful savoury aspic
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11991 on: June 05, 2018, 05:32:44 am »

D If she wants to undermine us she can do it somewhere else.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11992 on: June 05, 2018, 06:10:28 am »

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Yoink

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11993 on: June 05, 2018, 07:33:38 am »

B.   
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11994 on: June 05, 2018, 11:18:45 am »

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11995 on: June 05, 2018, 11:19:07 am »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11996 on: June 05, 2018, 11:35:13 am »

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11997 on: June 05, 2018, 11:58:03 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11998 on: June 05, 2018, 03:26:49 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11999 on: June 06, 2018, 03:56:23 am »

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You calmly ask for explanation.

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Lady Alissa tries to defend herself somehow and insinuate things, but that only infuriates you more. With no hesitation you make it clear to her that if she wants to make enemy of you (and entire Empire), she is on a very good road in achieving it, and Pantheon help her if she does. You tell her in no terms you won't accept such meddling and rousing against your person, especially your children.

Teary-eyed, Lady Alissa quickly apologizes, and even smooches your hands. Next day you hear news that she is packing herself and her sons to live with some noblewoman friend of hers who has a small estate (and few unmarried daughters) in western Felonsein, far away from your palace.

Soon you hear the court murmuring; they're actually impressed that a honey-lipped snake like Lady Alissa has been ousted by you. A minor thing, one could say, but it gains you some respect and strengthens your authority in the court.

1176 AD, End of the Year

After you put the (finally asleep) Cylia to her little bed, you walk out of the door, only to find the Advisor stopping in front of you with certain Scrolls of Kingdom Status under his arms.

Ah, right.

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Happiness: 9!
Population: 6
Economy: 3
Army: 7
Imp.Authority: +2

"Lady Empress, your peoples are still the happiest people around, and once again, they want to share their wealth with the Crown. Might I point that due to various expenses and lower trade profits, our Treasury is emptier than usually. It wouldn't be anything untoward your people if we accept the gold and tax them too."

A) "Nah, let's just accept the donations."
B) "Yes, donations and raised tax will secure our Treasury."
C) "Nah, we will spend money on poor and sick!"

"While the Army is slowly recuperating from the losses in Parsia and elsewhere, the Authority of Lady Empress is still sky high. Mayhaps an Edict this year, Lady Empress?"

A) "About time I stamp some papers!"
B) "No, we don't need any Edicts."
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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