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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775780 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11865 on: May 29, 2018, 03:59:09 pm »

C and let's definitely attack all the nations.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11866 on: May 29, 2018, 04:01:30 pm »

C

We probably should advise him on the matters of war. I'm sure he'd love to meet the Marshal.
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BIRDS.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11867 on: May 29, 2018, 04:11:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11868 on: May 29, 2018, 04:14:16 pm »

You ask Princess Eiri whether she would agree to the marriage.

She refuses; she then goes on to tell you she is fancying herself a young nobleman, Aelgast, from Donuth, and isn't interested in any alternative.

A) Order her to marry the Koi heir. It's for greater good, and Methiant!
B) Let's ask her younger sister, Princess Graine, instead.
C) The Koi's heir will need to find a bride elsewhere, then.
D) Time to offer my baby girl up, she will make a good wife when she grows up.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11869 on: May 29, 2018, 04:16:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11870 on: May 29, 2018, 04:17:05 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11871 on: May 29, 2018, 04:17:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11872 on: May 29, 2018, 04:19:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11873 on: May 29, 2018, 04:21:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11874 on: May 29, 2018, 04:33:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11875 on: May 29, 2018, 04:43:03 pm »

Graine, a very martial girl she is, according to her tutors, decides to marry the Koi boy. You send her off with some gold items as dowry.

1176 AD, Late Autumn

News come from the south and west; Elran V and Alrus Rucus of Rucus signed an alliance pact!

Meanwhile, in the far north, Hellistes are collapsing after their King and his envoys were brutally murdered by Rosamana's men on the way to negotiate with her. After disorganized retreat, the Rosamans fell upon central Helliste like vultures upon fresh corpse.

Report arrives from Orcworld; the people stationed there report strange weather phenomena occuring; winds traveling faster than any wind in Methiant, red sky in morning and purple one in the evening. There's also strange chill in the air, while scholars who observe the orcish world report that this cannot be later than early Autumn for that world.

Pantheonist followers in there are particularily scared, wondering whether the Gods are angry at traversing to another world.

A) We must appease the gods with donations upon Pantheonist altars!
B) My elite, hardened troops are scared of strange weather? For shame!
C) Let's station more people and supplies in there, just in case.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11876 on: May 29, 2018, 04:46:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11877 on: May 29, 2018, 04:57:41 pm »

C

Strange gods rule in a strange world. Let's not spurn them even further.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11878 on: May 29, 2018, 04:58:09 pm »

B Strange weather is perfectly normal for another world.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11879 on: May 29, 2018, 05:06:36 pm »

A

If we were not pregnant, I'd be begging for a wizard option, but I don't think Ruberta should be questing right now.

Meanwhile, in the far north, Hellistes are collapsing after their King and his envoys were brutally murdered by Rosamana's men on the way to negotiate with her. After disorganized retreat, the Rosamans fell upon central Helliste like vultures upon fresh corpse.

Yeah. At the end of year report, assuming our army is still maxed, I'm all for sending in our army, fighting Rosamana if she is still around, naming young Rinilda the rightful queen, and sending a bunch of the spare Yoes haning around the palace to run the place until our daughter is old enough.
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