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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Criptfeind]

What makes you think the monster will be breedable in particular? I mean... It's a horrible monster, where are we going to find a mate, it could very well be a unique creature created by magic.

And it certainly falls into the "potentially quite short lived" category, if it gets sent to war or gets into a fight, one bad roll probably kills it. And unlike a trait that buffs us, it's only point will be to be sent into dangerous situations, which we at least can try to avoid. An artifact is probably the better option in the same vein as a monster, it'll almost certainly last longer then a monster but fills the same role of giving a bonus in a certain situation. (Although a monster might be cooler)

Traits for ourselves ARE shortlived if we end up loosing our character, but they are otherwise the most powerful options, because most of the important rolls we make involve ourselves. And if we DO end up not stupidly wasting our characters or loosing them to some bullshit they can still last quite a while.

[Harry Baldman]

G!

[Blood_Librarian]

g

[Lucus Casius]

My money's on the creature being unique but long lived, and also on it turning against the empire and needing to be put down the moment the current ruler dies.

[Fluffe9911]

A

[Haspen]

My money's on the creature being unique but long lived, and also on it turning against the empire and needing to be put down the moment the current ruler dies.

;Vc

* Haspen writes down ideas.

[omada]

My money's on the creature being unique but long lived, and also on it turning against the empire and needing to be put down the moment the current ruler dies.

;Vc

* Haspen writes down ideas.

shit


We can ASK for it being breedable, haspen is reading, we will probably ask about the creature to make sure she will not screw us

if it's not possible to ask for a breedable creature we can ask something else when we present other options


I mean, the empress is not wise, but she is not Dim-witted to yell "A MAGICAL CREATURE, GIVE ME A MAGICAL CREATURE" before asking about details

Then if we don't like we can choose something else.

[Weirdsound]

Changing vote to G.

[Haspen]

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You ask for a magical creature, a monstrous guardian, a mystical being of immense power.

Sirthara looks at you thoughtfully, rubbing her chin, and then snaps her fingers. Suddenly, with roar of thunder, a magical beast appears!

It is a winged, silver-colored horse with eyes glowing like rubies and with a conical, spiral horn between its eyes. It's wings are akin that of a bat, but delicate and of same silver color as the horse. The horse has beautiful, sparkly, white mane and tail.

"A pegasus! Straight from different world, its wings allow it to fly for several hours non stop. Requires only one bundle of clover and one bucket of chilled water per day." She pats the horse on the head and strokes its horn gently.

"It's horn is made of pure crystal, and will shine your way should you decide to take a trip in the night." The sorceress pokes the horn, which shines with such brilliant light that few of your courtiers turn away, almost blinded.

"The eyes are made of living fire, and will incinerate your foes if you ever command the steed to do so. The fire blasts and sears, but does not burn, leaving you less of a mess than usual in your conquests!" Sirthara runs her hand over the steed's mane, and then lifts up some of its hair from its mane.

"And its silky yet durable hair grows long enough to be used as a bowstring. Better than any sinew your men would use! Satisfaction guaranteed."

Sirthara pats the horned horse and places her hands on her waist.

"Well, here is a magical beast. Does that please you, oh your Majesty?"

A) "I've changed my mind. How about... (pick one of previous options here)."
B) "This is a magnificent beast, and I will gladly accept it!"
C) "I'm not impressed. Can you give me some other beast, please?"
D) "This is terrible! I don't want the beast, and I don't want your services anymore either."

[Weirdsound]

B

Lets not risk pissing off the magical demigod.

[Blood_Librarian]

b

[Harry Baldman]

B

Horsey!

[omada]

E) Explendid creature do you have, but answer me this question, is this creature breedable? Will give me and my heirs better mounts  on the long run?

[Haspen]

E) Explendid creature do you have, but answer me this question, is this creature breedable? Will give me and my heirs better mounts  on the long run?

Of course not, she's giving you one, not two.

[Blood_Librarian]

But what about regular horses?