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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777367 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11460 on: May 20, 2018, 02:24:16 pm »

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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11461 on: May 20, 2018, 02:28:40 pm »

A
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11462 on: May 20, 2018, 02:46:56 pm »

A

If he should reject, just express 'too many cooks'.
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BIRDS.

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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11463 on: May 20, 2018, 02:56:59 pm »

B When he inherits we will rule both!  OR if they deny him we have a massively legitimate cause for war.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11464 on: May 20, 2018, 03:12:34 pm »

You tell him that you will marry him without a doubt, and he will be Emperor-Consort of Methiant - but also remains a King of Cydwyl.

He seems happy with this decision.

"As it should be. If we were too hasty with merging, the noblemen of Cydwyl, who unlike those in Methiant have a considerable say in politics, could get uppity. And ruination is the last thing I wish to bring for my country."

"When shall we marry then?"

"Not that fast; I wish to become King first and Emperor second. My brother, Estjald, is a resilient man but the illness worsens his health by days, and some pessimistic healers at our court say he won't survive till Winter. Few months after his death, say, half a year mayhaps? It would be good time for us to become family."

A) "This won't do!"
B) "That is fine."
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11465 on: May 20, 2018, 03:13:05 pm »

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Hotfire90

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« Reply #11466 on: May 20, 2018, 03:13:37 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11467 on: May 20, 2018, 03:13:51 pm »

B

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ZBridges

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« Reply #11468 on: May 20, 2018, 03:13:57 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11469 on: May 20, 2018, 03:45:22 pm »

You agree to this.

You two then also agree to part ways; the Empire cannot be without its Empress, after all.

Few days after your return to Methe, you receive report on the goldwork sales.

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Them coins flowing into the Treasury, just not as many as your Treasurer would prefer.

1174 AD, Midsummer

A powerful Sorceress has arrived in Methe! Her name is Sirthara Starslayer, and she has come with an entourage of mystical, grotesque and definitely monstrous guards and servants.

Once the terrified guards open the gates, you can see each specie of the monsters by yourself; there's three four-armed pinkish humanoids taller than anyone else in your throne room by at least a head. Five green-scaled lizards, exhaling yellow-red smoke, walk behind them, and a throng of dark-blue goblinoids precede the Sorceress.

Sirthara Starslayer is riding a giant spider-man; upper torso of rather handsome, elfin-looking man is connected to hideous, pitch-black body of a spider covered in blood-red blotches and thick black hairs. Two giant snakes with golden scales and emerald eyes flank the spider and its rider.

As the Sorceress dismounts her spiderman-mount, you can see that her skin is reddish like autumn leaves, and her hair is as white as snow, with black streaks here and there. Her eyes sparkle with bits of blue-ish energy.

"I heard this little mortal realm has announced that it seeks services of a Sorceress. And so I am here! I am Sirthara Starslayer, Heiress of Heavenly Kingdom, Holder of the Banner of Six Planars, Moon-Embodied, Creator of Spire of Worlds and Sorceress Extraordinaire. You may dispense with your pleasantries, but your riches is all that interests me, little queen. Now tell me, what do you want of me?" ou explain that you're not sure what you can ask of her. She scoffs.

"Bah! I can make you smarter! Grant you immense powers! Conjure you a magical, fearsome beast! Think of something, little brain, I'm sure there's something a petty monarch like you desires."

You decide to ask for...

A) Ask for an artifact... (details to follow)
B) Ask for a spell that will scare fanciful creatures away from the kingdom's borders.
C) Ask for prosperity and growth for the Kingdom and its populace.
D) Ask for a mighty beast to be bound as your pet/mount/guardian/something like that.
E) Ask for wisdom about many things.
F) Ask for skills of elite battlemaster.
G) Ask for charisma and silvertongue.
H) Ask for endurance and better health.
I) -
J) Ask for a spell that will make your soldiers stronger.
K) Ask for health and prosperity for your family.

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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11470 on: May 20, 2018, 03:50:01 pm »

D We've never done this one before, and we're pretty solid with everything else right now.
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Hotfire90

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« Reply #11471 on: May 20, 2018, 03:51:38 pm »

A A non-dwarven artifact sounds nice.
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ZBridges

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« Reply #11472 on: May 20, 2018, 03:53:54 pm »

G
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11473 on: May 20, 2018, 03:56:26 pm »

D We will ride upon a great beast, and rule with a fist of iron in a glove of velvet!
« Last Edit: May 21, 2018, 03:27:01 am by milo christiansen »
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11474 on: May 20, 2018, 03:56:45 pm »

A Might as well see what she can do.
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