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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789547 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11445 on: May 20, 2018, 01:11:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11446 on: May 20, 2018, 01:16:54 pm »

B

HE HAS MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF EXPLAINING TO DO WE TRUSTED HIM SO FING MUCH.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11447 on: May 20, 2018, 01:19:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11448 on: May 20, 2018, 01:21:09 pm »

"Tell me what you wish to say first, please. I'm all ears." Cyl lets out a sigh.

"I'm glad I can express myself first! I have to say, most people at my father's court paint you, well, most of Methiantese rulers, as some sort of demons of paranoia and arrogance. It is good to know that, upon meeting one myself, I can toss their accusations out of the window." He coughs.

"I would love to see Methiant and Cydwyl as one, some day. Our ancestors might've been distant, but since times of my greatgrandmother, Dogethe, they grew closer to each other. Those were times of glory and prosperity for both our nations, especially when both Emperor Cyl and my father, Cidric, were alive. But the recent incidents have, unfortunately, soured the relationship. That should be amended, before the noblemen in Cydwyl finally turn around and seek relations with Helliste, or Albionese pirates, or, Pantheon forbids, Agaresian savages. People of Cydwyl are people of forests and horses, not sea and trade! And when I heard that you're now alone, just like I have no spouse, what better idea could I come up with?"

He drops to his knees and takes your hand into his. Cyl's eyes are sparkling in the moonlight, and for a brief moment, you feel ashamed like a young maiden who is being wooed by a squire.

"Let us marry, and rule Methiant and Cydwyl together. Then, our child will inherit the thrones of both, truly sealing the relationship between our lands." From under his cloak, Cyl pulls out a little harp.

"To commemorate our meeting, and to proclaim my love to you, I even composed a little ballad, if you would wish to hear it?"

A) "Well, can't see any harm in a little musical spectacle."
B) "I would rather we discuss politics, especially about our marriage."
C) "Okay, this is too much, too fast. I'm leaving."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11449 on: May 20, 2018, 01:23:36 pm »

A Lets hope he creates some better analogies than "silver seed" this time.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11450 on: May 20, 2018, 01:24:49 pm »

A

This is fun!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11451 on: May 20, 2018, 01:26:49 pm »

A

honestly... Wtf. But ok?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11452 on: May 20, 2018, 01:28:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11453 on: May 20, 2018, 01:42:22 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11454 on: May 20, 2018, 01:43:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11455 on: May 20, 2018, 02:03:18 pm »

You let him serenade you.

This time, he does his lines well. The melody is a lovely one, peaceful and nicely composed.

In the ballad, he talks about unapproved love, love that conquers everything in the end. He speaks of a grand beauty for which a man would cross borders and overcome all obstacles if only to get a smallest glance of his beloved. A curse placed against him, a jealous and scheming princess, and wrath of powerful king weren't strong enough to stray the man from his goal. Finally, after many nights and hardships he succeeds, joining his lady in matrimony, the old adversaries cast away powerless.

The second part of the ballad then talks about the happy future of the lovers, who needed no one but themselves, and who ruled prosperously and justly over a vast nation of loyal and happy subjects.

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You can't resist his smile, his voice and his vile charms. You giggle like a child, casting your eyes away from his handsome face and twirling your hair in displays of faux shame and innocence.

You will marry this man, you know this! There is no one who would stop you from deciding otherwise. But you still must decide on his role in your relationship.

A) He will be my Emperor-Consort, ruling as King of Cydwyl.
B) He will be my co-Emperor, and together we shall rule!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11456 on: May 20, 2018, 02:07:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11457 on: May 20, 2018, 02:07:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11458 on: May 20, 2018, 02:07:56 pm »

Honestly, I'm curious as to what the mechanics of a co-Emperor might be, but we should probably take unification slow. A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11459 on: May 20, 2018, 02:12:55 pm »

A!
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