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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789498 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11400 on: May 19, 2018, 09:47:51 am »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11401 on: May 19, 2018, 10:38:55 am »

You let the messenger in and take the letter from his hands.

"The northern blossom is soaring in excitement, knowing that southern doe has accepted his proposal.

But there are risks involved in the union of north and south, and there are many of fellow blossoms that would rather find a doe further north rather than south. Yet the doe and the blossom need to meet under the moonlit sky to finally exchange words, muzzle to petals, before the tree that supports the north rots to the core completely and the youthful blossom takes his place.

Bards sing that the first night of the Summer is the best night for lovers to meet. And meet they could in the pine glades in southernly direction from the renowned lake of two fish, just at the border between south and north. The doe is invited to bring a couple of loyal stags, because the blossom will sure be waiting with few thorny bushes of his own.

And the blossom hopes that the doe shall spend no time on reply, for the time is short.

C of C."

A) A secret meeting of two potential lovers, far from prying eyes of the court! So exciting!
B) Oh yes, let's meet in middle of nowhere with just few guards each, what could go wrong?
C) First of all, let me get my prodding stick and get some answers from the delivery boy.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11402 on: May 19, 2018, 11:02:43 am »

C, possibly followed by B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11403 on: May 19, 2018, 11:04:53 am »

A

Because if we go the secret marriage route let's commit ourselves.
(Not that I mind C first.)
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11404 on: May 19, 2018, 11:07:08 am »

C
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11405 on: May 19, 2018, 11:07:53 am »

A

With the knowledge of our high happiness, if they did do something to us it would spark a national incident that would all but invite us to bowl them over.
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BIRDS.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11406 on: May 19, 2018, 11:11:33 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11407 on: May 19, 2018, 11:30:59 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11408 on: May 19, 2018, 11:31:08 am »

C
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11409 on: May 19, 2018, 11:54:57 am »

You prod the messenger for answers (your menacingly scary guards helping a bit).

This messenger, like the other, only babbles that he was hired by some guy hired by Cyl of Cydwyl to deliver this message and bring back a reply to get extra payment.

A) Well, the guy's committed, and so shall I!
B) Eh, I'm sure better husbands are out there.
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
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Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11410 on: May 19, 2018, 12:00:13 pm »

A
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11411 on: May 19, 2018, 12:01:12 pm »

A

Fuck it, let's see where this leads.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11412 on: May 19, 2018, 12:01:49 pm »

A
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BIRDS.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11413 on: May 19, 2018, 12:15:42 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11414 on: May 19, 2018, 12:24:19 pm »

B, let's not take these silly risks.  Or if we must do A, bring more than just a few guards.
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