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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789459 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11385 on: May 18, 2018, 02:48:15 pm »

If F wins, I'd favor throwing that gift towards the dwarves. Our relationship with them is rather poor, but we can't afford open hostilities because they likely hold self destruct buttons on two of our artifacts.

If we throw them some money, and are no longer the leader who insulted them by turning down their various generous offers over the years, they might offer us Steel or Fireblood fixings again in the future, and we can likely afford such deals now.

As for Gupta, I see them as an eventual military target. They were weak enough for Parsia to bully at the same point and time that Parsia was no match for us. We can take their land, and gain their shit for free, while also increasing our influence over Parsia by controlling two of their neighbors.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11386 on: May 18, 2018, 02:57:26 pm »

AFAB

Settlement is a long term policy but does not cost us much if its not doing something.

We should do calendar of festivals then when our authority goes up do the religious tolerance, but keep Panthesism as the state religion.  Although that might get in the way of our marriage plans now.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11387 on: May 18, 2018, 03:08:42 pm »

B E A B

I think it's time to raise the army considering the size of the neighbors.

Does the department of Cartography cost anything extra or is it melded into our diplomats+university?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11388 on: May 18, 2018, 04:09:20 pm »

BAAA
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11389 on: May 18, 2018, 04:40:41 pm »

B, A, A, A
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Lunardog15

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11390 on: May 18, 2018, 04:41:43 pm »

oh wow look maw sheep
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11391 on: May 19, 2018, 12:02:54 am »

AEAB seems the most sensible plan.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11392 on: May 19, 2018, 03:02:25 am »

You decide to add the money to the treasury and to seek services of a powerful Sorceress.

1174 AD, Spring

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Treasury gets bigger thanks to the profits from silver wares.

1174 AD, Mid-Spring

As you finish your embroidery on Rinilda's tunic, one of the palace guards knocks on the door.

"My lady Empress, there's another messenger from the north who has a message from you."

"Is it the same one as before?"

"No, it's some other boy."

A) Let him in.
B) Turn him away.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11393 on: May 19, 2018, 03:06:01 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11394 on: May 19, 2018, 03:29:45 am »

A!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11395 on: May 19, 2018, 04:32:53 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11396 on: May 19, 2018, 06:22:19 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11397 on: May 19, 2018, 06:40:22 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11398 on: May 19, 2018, 06:42:11 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11399 on: May 19, 2018, 09:24:48 am »

Feckin' hell...
A, I suppose.
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