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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789339 times)

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11250 on: May 14, 2018, 01:40:51 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11251 on: May 14, 2018, 01:49:26 pm »

You suggest that it would be good for actual healers to try and cure Bjeda.

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The surgery is done, but Bjeda does not feel better. Instead, after week of increasing agony and pain, she succumbs to infection and inflammation of the wound. Courtiers are outraged, and some noblemen have the ire to blame you for Bjeda's death.

1173 AD, Summer

An urgent report arrives from Orcworld Fortress; the beakmen have returned with gifts; this time they've brought a lot of stone and clay tablets, murals and idols. Your scholars were awestruck at the quality of the stonework especially, the beakmen must have access to some quality metal tools to etch such fine and delicate lines into otherwise brittle stones.

The beakmen themselves are quite enthusiastic about their wares, and from their frantic grunting and chirping and exposition of their gifts, your scholars came to a sudden realization - these are not gift-givers, these might be missionaries. Even before language barrier has been broken, the beakmen are already attempting to gain followers for their faith amongst your unfeathered brethren. Your scholars assume that their religion is related to some giant bird (or birds) and an even larger thing than them all - the sun.

The commander in his report inquiries about course of action in this situation.

A) Eugh, missionaries! Repel them at once!
B) Give them scriptures and idols and tablets of religious kind from Methiant.
C) Politely accept the gifts.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11252 on: May 14, 2018, 01:51:22 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11253 on: May 14, 2018, 01:54:19 pm »

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Bird religions! What will they think of next? Gonna be a handy method of learning their ways, I suppose.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11254 on: May 14, 2018, 02:02:00 pm »

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Sun worship to supplant pantheism?
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« Reply #11255 on: May 14, 2018, 02:02:05 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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« Reply #11256 on: May 14, 2018, 02:06:38 pm »

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Hiddenleafguy

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« Reply #11257 on: May 14, 2018, 02:08:13 pm »

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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11258 on: May 14, 2018, 02:08:17 pm »

B, why not do cultural exchange?

crazyabe

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« Reply #11259 on: May 14, 2018, 02:09:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11260 on: May 14, 2018, 02:11:16 pm »

B I'm going to be a bit skeptical and wait before deciding that their trying to spread their religion but it can't hurt to at least show off our own stuff.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11261 on: May 14, 2018, 02:11:50 pm »

B, why not do cultural exchange?

>spreading pantheism in any way

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11262 on: May 14, 2018, 02:17:01 pm »

You have the gifts accepted.

1173 AD, Autumn

Harvests across Methiant has been bontiful lately, both to good weather and expertise of Hurthlings, and few other factors. Therefore, the people of Methiant clamor for a harvest festival dedicated to show the gratitude to gods of harvests and earth and nature and all other types for this. Peasants, officials and priests ask the Crown to sponsor festivities.

A) Nah, we ain't got coin for dat.
B) Open up the wine bottles!!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11263 on: May 14, 2018, 02:19:15 pm »

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Hotfire90

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« Reply #11264 on: May 14, 2018, 02:19:24 pm »

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