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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777808 times)

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1110 on: July 12, 2017, 11:42:44 pm »

A
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1111 on: July 12, 2017, 11:50:31 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1112 on: July 12, 2017, 11:53:00 pm »

Be Cmart and get the people who would ask for ONE - THREE payments that we can afford to do the job.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1113 on: July 13, 2017, 03:45:45 am »

C. The dwarves have been helpful so why Not
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1114 on: July 13, 2017, 06:43:58 am »

C They will profit a lot and we will profit less but better than wasting money or closing the mine.

We will still get money.

"Hey, we have a silver mine that our humans gave up mining, we know that you can exploit better from the earth, here, mine for us we protect your shipments and we share profit"
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Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1115 on: July 13, 2017, 07:32:24 am »

C

Should have just done it in the first place. We don't need to sell the mine to the dwarfs (lets not.) but just getting them to find new places to mine is good.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1116 on: July 13, 2017, 10:24:49 am »

You reply that you will send for dwarves to prospect for new silver deposits.

Then you order the guards to bring this Felonsine trader in.

The man is cloaked just like his guard is, and they pull away their hoods before stepping up to your table.

"Greetings, and thanks for agreeing to my request in the summer, King Yoe."

"What request?"

"Uh... the request for assistance?"

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"Ah. You must be Prince Yovak." Prince Yovak nods as you quietly praise yourself for having intact memory.

"I'm willing to pay you tribute for five years after victory in the civil war, King Yoe, and I'm willing to have our powdermasters share the formula of our Fireblood. I know that your men are attempting to find the exact proportions, but it will take ages."

A) "Money and Fireblood formula is more than enough. You will have my supplies and my soldiers!"
B) "This offer is an insult! Leave now and let's not speak of this again!"
C) "This is not enough. I want more!"
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1117 on: July 13, 2017, 10:27:45 am »

C

If they can supply us with the formula now, we can make some blackhearts of our own to send to help him in the fight.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1118 on: July 13, 2017, 10:48:32 am »

A
We'll take what we can get.
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Twinwolf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1119 on: July 13, 2017, 11:43:07 am »

A.

We don't need to be greedy. The fireblood formula is already more than enough payment that will pay for itself when our armies can take other lands. The money is a bonus.
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1120 on: July 13, 2017, 12:37:54 pm »

A
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1121 on: July 13, 2017, 12:46:41 pm »

What is our current military score? I'd hate to send our whole army and promptly get attacked by our favorite northern neighbor while they are busy.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1122 on: July 13, 2017, 01:22:42 pm »

"Greetings, and thanks for agreeing to my request in the summer, King Yoe."

"What request?"

"Uh... the request for assistance?"

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"Ah. You must be Prince Yovak." Prince Yovak nods as you quietly praise yourself for having intact memory.
oh god we're going senile
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1123 on: July 13, 2017, 01:23:54 pm »

A. If we get fireblood now, which I think is what he intends, we can start producing it on his behalf.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1124 on: July 13, 2017, 01:37:44 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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