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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776210 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11040 on: May 12, 2018, 04:05:07 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11041 on: May 12, 2018, 04:28:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11042 on: May 12, 2018, 04:33:04 am »

B Do anyone think anything else
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11043 on: May 12, 2018, 05:05:12 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11044 on: May 12, 2018, 05:21:07 am »

Opportunities to employ our wise trait do not surface often. I'm not going to turn down a chance to mess with a Book.

Speaking of Hein, news come from your tutors, who, despite several years more of tutoring, can't find anything in him. He is unremarkable

...Whelp he's useless. Unless Bjern or one of his siblings has a son in the very near future, it looks like our next monarch might be Methiant's first Empress. Can't wait to see what sort of marriage offers a crown princess to an Imperial Throne might receive.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11045 on: May 12, 2018, 05:36:29 am »

You find a nice place to read and begin your conquest of the manuscript.

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After an hour of deciphering the old script, you finally understand what this is. A book for summoning someone! The schematics and proceedings are craftily obscured to appear as a simple worship book for some crazy lunatics.

The ritual is very intricate, for it calls for a moon-less night, and sacrifice of 'most precious of bloods', and after the sacrifice, there is an hour long chant as one draws a circle, a triangle and four arrows with the blood, which must not be spilled nor mixed with another. The ritual thus calls for precision and skill, but you still do not know the meaning behind the initials, nor who the Prince of Glory is supposed to be. Pantheonist god? Ancient undead royal? Monstrous abomination?

A) Eurgh, blood sacrifices and such? I must get rid of this vile book!
B) Not only an ancient manuscript, but ancient book of mystical stuff? Ka-ching!
C) I must study this more. There's so much to discover here!
« Last Edit: May 12, 2018, 05:41:00 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11046 on: May 12, 2018, 05:44:36 am »

C - So long as we don't actually try and summon this thing until what it is anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11047 on: May 12, 2018, 05:54:24 am »

A

I'm going to go with: there's probably no good outcome.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11048 on: May 12, 2018, 05:59:06 am »

C

Well, looks like we found a use for that spare son!
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11049 on: May 12, 2018, 06:28:56 am »

Uh
Er
Well
The Pantheonists are going to love us now...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11050 on: May 12, 2018, 06:44:58 am »

C
C

Well, looks like we found a use for that spare son!
If he is spare, does he count as 'most precious '?
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11051 on: May 12, 2018, 06:53:27 am »

C
C

Well, looks like we found a use for that spare son!
If he is spare, does he count as 'most precious '?

Most precious could just mean 'royal blood' rather than blood that is 'most precious' to us. "which must not be spilled nor mixed with another" makes it sound like the victim needs to be a virgin, and Unremarkable McExpendable is getting married next year, so if he still is a virgin, that window is certainly closing fast.

Anyway, with our Wisdom the lowest we can roll fucking with the book is a 3, so I doubt there is any harm in C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11052 on: May 12, 2018, 08:04:36 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11053 on: May 12, 2018, 08:08:58 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Bjern I of Methiant!
« Reply #11054 on: May 12, 2018, 09:22:30 am »

B, let's not get mixed up in magic.
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