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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Detoxicated]

C
Perhaps we can hear him out and offer to be a mediator...

[Elephant Parade]

A

[Tiruin]

I forgot who Yovak is or was D:

C

[Haspen]

You have a message sent to Yovak, asking him to come for secret negotiations.

1085 AD, Midsummer

Finally, the dwarves emerge from the dungeon cell!

They arrive in the throne room, they heads bowed and their leader carrying the scepter. Its shaft is of solid gold, and the head is made of rainbowy-like metal. The treasurer calls it Bismuth, a rare and expensive but not very useful mineral.

The scepter is also adorned with many gemstones, which dwarves identify as milk opals, rose quartzes, lapis lazuli, topazes and peridots. The tiny, colorful jewel pebbels run all over the shaft in four lines.

The leader of the dwarves passes the scepter to you, and you immediately feel how light it is and how warm to touch it is, especially around the head.

"This is the scepter that shall calm the stormclouds and pacify the sun should the elements attempt to lay waste to your crops and farmland, King Yoe of Methiant. Now, we wish to be paid for our services." You decide to...

A) Ask the guards to jump on the dwarves and get rid of them!
B) Ask the Treasurer to get the dwarves' payment with haste!

[Iituem]

B.  Let's not meddle in the affairs of dwarves.

[Kashyyk]

B

We did promise, and last I checked messing with dwarves was a bad idea^TM

[Criptfeind]

B

[Detoxicated]

B

[Haspen]

You have the dwarves paid the exact amount they wanted. You see from your chambers the long caravan of wealth-loaded wagons heading eastwards.

1085 AD, Autumn

Just as you receive a letter from the manager of silver mines, one of the gate guards knocks on the door and walks in.

"My liege, a 'trader from Felonsein' is here to negotiate terms with you, if I heard him correctly?" You decide to...

A) Read the letter from the silver mines and compose a reply to it if needed.
B) Tell the guard to bring the Felonsine to your quarters at once.

[Criptfeind]

A

[Kashyyk]

A

We are a very busy king with important things to do. Besides, making people wait is a standard negotiation tactic.

[Detoxicated]

A

[Prophet]

A

[crazyabe]

And That is when we find out our mines were... repossessed by Felonsines.

[Haspen]

You decide to read the letter first.

In the letter, the manager of silver mines informs you that despite the prospectors being hired and doing their job, only tiny amounts of new silver has been located. If the mines are to continue looking for new deposits, it will take more money and more time. You compose a reply in which you...

A) Order the manager to close the mines.
B) Promise the manager more money.
C) Announce that you will hire dwarves this time.