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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776497 times)

VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10905 on: May 06, 2018, 10:36:45 pm »

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Calm down it was clearly some parsian assassins, perfect chance to go back and take parsia down once and for all!

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10906 on: May 07, 2018, 12:50:05 am »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10907 on: May 07, 2018, 11:45:34 am »

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You send the Army to quell the riots in Daan, and wisely (or not) do not try to toss blame in any direction.

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Two weeks later, you receive report from the Army; the riots were quite widespread and soldiers had to bring order and peace to some outlying settlements and villages too. Some fifty buildings in Daan were burned down, covering bodies, and because there were casualties amongst officials and soldiers too, it was difficult to put down any real numbers. Anywhere between 1500 to 2000 people have perished in Daan riots, plus at least another 100 or so around the city.

1172 AD, Mid-Spring

There's rioting in the western and northern cities!

Religious fanatics of Pantheonism are assaulting Principalists, Principalists are 'purging' their fellows out of less loyal numbers. Even Singularists are getting their asses handed to them by some other-faith zealots. Apparently, the Pantheonist masses are led by Alan, Priest of the God of Oaths.

The chaos is exacerbated because even some city governors and garrison commanders, apparently not so keen on your family's tolerant policies, are taking sides, with Methiantese soldiers and city guards themselves adding blood and corpses to the mess.

As for the riots...

A) Appeal to reason and send some letters there.
B) Let them fight, we will judge the leftovers.
C) Another training practice for the Army, then.

As for the Pantheonist revolt...

A) Have Alan executed along with his trusted followers.
B) Threaten Pantheonist high clergy with action if they don't reign their faithful in.
C) Do nothing for now.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10908 on: May 07, 2018, 11:47:03 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10909 on: May 07, 2018, 11:48:30 am »

CA.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10910 on: May 07, 2018, 11:56:30 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10911 on: May 07, 2018, 11:57:15 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10912 on: May 07, 2018, 12:09:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10913 on: May 07, 2018, 12:13:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10914 on: May 07, 2018, 12:22:33 pm »

C B

When will they learn we will NEVER tolerate intolerance!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10915 on: May 07, 2018, 12:40:56 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10916 on: May 07, 2018, 12:48:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10917 on: May 07, 2018, 12:48:57 pm »

You send the Army to quell the riots in northwest, as well as write a threatening letter to the Pantheonist high clerics, demanding they help bring peace.

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Three days later, a terrified courtier arrives with the response.

You have been excommunicated by Archpriest of Pantheon! Apparently, the high clergy decided that your policy of tolerance has failed, your moral and spiritual (and doctrinal) authority is a joke, and that it is about time the region of Luathbas reverts to the old faith of Pantheon, and deals with the heretic clot that was affecting the spiritual life flow of the peoples for decades. Something like that.

True to their words, your Spymaster quickly procures a copy of Proclamation of Pantheon, in which Archpriest advises all faithful to help restore the Pantheonist peace and unity thorough the Empire, because the Emperors of Yoean Dynasty are not willing to do it themselves.

As your Army is working their asses to quell the riots in northwest, there are new cities in central Methiant where Pantheonists are fighting with your officials, city guards and those not of Pantheon faith.

It is obvious at the court that you have no control over the situation. Nobles grumble and whisper behind your back, clearly being fed up with everything that has occured so far in Methiant about all this religious thing going.

Still, you must at least showcase your power. Where do you send the Army next?

A) To quell the riots in central Methiant.
B) To reduce numbers of Pantheon high clergy.
C) Both of the above.
D) Neither, the Gods will judge us!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10918 on: May 07, 2018, 12:51:09 pm »

B

Oh my god this is tiresome, can we just convert to the Eleven Graces (or heck, Singularism) instead, fuck all of these guys

Shit, why don't we just start our own cult? We're wise, we can probably cut it
« Last Edit: May 07, 2018, 01:40:47 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10919 on: May 07, 2018, 12:53:11 pm »

B

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
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