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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Haspen]

Obviously, you send the money.

Later you receive a letter of praise and gratitude from Evalian peoples.

1170 AD, Autumn

Springwine and goldwork sales have been tallied up!

2to5, 2to3

Both bring some profits.

1170 AD, Mid-Autumn

However, the silverwork remains piled up and your merchants have failed to find a buyer for them.

A) Melt it down and mint coins out of it, lest it goes to waste.
B) Fine then, we will sell them to my nobles. At a good price, of course.

[Hotfire90]

B

[Rockeater]

1.What our coins made out of?
2.How the hell we cause inflation of gold and silver, they are shiny.

[birdy51]

B

All shall be fed on silver plates and spoons!

[omada]

B, maybe they can resell it in foreign lands

[Harry Baldman]

B!

Let's see what our budget looks like after the trade shakeup, maybe we can afford that state patronage after all.

[Haspen]

You decide to sell the silverwork to your own nobles.

1170 AD, Winter

Part of silver and gold arrives in the Treasury, along with gemstones.

2to3

Profits from glassware are rather dissappointing.

You receive a report from Orcworld Fortress; the scouts haven't been seen since their departure, and the commander worries about their fate.

A) Send a second group of scouts to find the first.
B) Clearly, we ought to wait a little more.

[omada]

A Let's show we care

[Harry Baldman]

A

This really is a distressingly repeating pattern.

[Hotfire90]

A Orcs probably killed them again.

[omada]

let's write a note for future generations

"too dangerous to go alone, always send an big army that can fight back"

[Haspen]

//I forgot to mention silverwork being sold; it was a 1 so you got nothing outta the sale, unfortunately!

You order them to send another party to the mountains in Orcworld.

1170 AD, Midwinter

Empress Iva of Holy Damdamian Empire has died, and with her, died the hardline monarchist support. The republicans, the theocrats, the royalists and the kings and dukes across the gigantic mess of a state agreed to a truce and are going to host a large council in the city of Daris, to discuss the future political and territorial layout of the Damdamian nation, with the young Emperor Hadrian presiding over said council, the scholarly son of Iva himself being a populist and reformer.

Maybe this time Damdamians will get their shit together.

1170 AD, Late Winter

The northernly expedition returns!

2

Unfortunately, their assumptions were proven incorrect; they've failed to find any precious ores or minerals on the other side of Empty Plain.

3

The revocation of Passage Tax has been taken badly by your merchants (who believe they're now vulnerable) and your courtiers (who believe such a prime source of income should not be canceled). All in all, the mood has dropped in the Empire!

1170 AD, End of the Year

Mm, those salty fried pork scraps are delicious! One would consider them food of the peasants, but you have to say the kitchen's leftovers can be as tasty as your royal meals.

Oh, here is the Advisor! Better wipe your oily fingers, lest the Scrolls of Kingdom Status get dirty.

3to6(3to6)

Happiness: 3
Population: 5
Economy: 6
Army: 9
Imp.Authority: -2

Now what is this!

"Sire, this has been a very bad year for your authority. Not even your statesmen and the crown's magical power, if it truly has any, helped to strengthen your image in the eyes of your subjects."

"The Army grows a bit discontent, too. They clamor for some war; otherwise, they complain, the discipline is taught for naught and the glorious arms and weapons of Methiant grow in rust and mold."

A) No wars!
B) Let's bully the Parsians again!
C) Gotta kick those Lametanian nuts!
D) Time to force our friendship on the Cydwyl!
E) A crusade against Orcworld Orc commences!
F) About time we settle the business with Eldricans!
G) How about a rematch with the Rucusians!

"Despite the abyssmal authority of your office, I have to ask whether you shall issue an Edict this year?"

A) Sure!
B) Nope!

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

EB deus vult!

[Hotfire90]

EB

[Harry Baldman]

EB, time to avenge the eleventy billion scouts and scholars we've lost in there.